@ecksmc something European. That’s only for pizza 😂
@process 😂😂 sounds about right
@process “Gen Z Brits are turning their backs on British sandwich classics like ham and mustard and cheese and onion in favour of 'fancy' fillings like avocado, olives and continental cheese.”
Lmao it’s the millennials are obsessed with avocado toast stuff all over again
@Jester234 The Mail is a generational broken record, spinning the same shite constantly lol
@process wtf is a 'woke filling'? it's a bloody sandwich. it can have whatever filling fits btw 2 slices of bread.
lord luv a duck. 🙄
@process Setlist
Gimme gimme gimme (a ripe avocado)
Vegan Cheese Bleus
I would do anything for hummus
If salad is wrong, I don't wana be right
No, no, no, Mr Mustard
Is That Fairly Traded?
i'm glad to see you back in fine fettle or is that fettuccine?🤭
@holon42 I have had an odd day.
Started by felting a very scary Drunk Santa christmas bauble, then went to a very lovely funeral which was so well attended there were folk having to stand outside the church. Beryl really got the send-off she deserved ❤️
Then a friend bought me and Eleanor sausage and chips from the local chippy.
Now, I'm home, relaxing under the duvet while Eleanor is out for drinks and a quiz with her workmates.
I am very much in the mood to #KeepCosoWeird 🤣
@holon42 @stueytheround wait - no one is objecting to the word “fancy”?
Who the f*ck says “fancy” anymore?
So, no Branston pickle and cheddar?
@tyghebright same, there’s a local
Pub does a great ploughman’s lunch, fresh wheaten bread, mature cheddar, pickles, ham
Never my go to but some days that and a pint of cider
@tyghebright The yoof of today've got no appreciation of the classics, innit. @process
@process If I can't have a woke sandwich I'll miss how it screams when I bite into one.
@process I was going to make a joke about UK dental care/woke fillings, but it would take you two years to get it
@SnelsetterFarm 🤣🤣 🤜🏼💥🤛🏼 @process
@Fiikus_goddess @Kurtroedeger @process That's ridiculous. They're different. If you puke multiple sandwiches on top of one another is a pile of sandwiches. But no matter how many lasagnas you stack the result is still one lasagna
@process @Kurtroedeger @Fiikus_goddess nope. You have to deconstruct the sandwiches. Otherwise you wind up with bread against bread which is a definite delineation between sandwiches
@Fellixe @process @Fiikus_goddess
There's no limit on the thickness of the middle bread. So if the middle bread is thicker than three regular slices of bread, would you qualify it as a club sandwich even if it was more bread than two sandwiches stacked. and if the slices anything the middle were abutting in the loaf, are they really separate or just discretely rendered sections of a thicker piece.
@Kurtroedeger @process @Fiikus_goddess Thick bread is fine, but a different thing than multiple bread. If you had thick bread and then cut that bread you'd be creating a new sandwich
@Fellixe If you cut a sandwich diagonally, twice, how many sandwiches do you have?
@Kurtroedeger @process @Fiikus_goddess
@Kurtroedeger @stueytheround @Fiikus_goddess @process four tea sandwiches.
@Fellixe Forty sandwiches (Two Ronnies sketch idea?) @Kurtroedeger @Fiikus_goddess @process
@stueytheround @Fellixe @Kurtroedeger @process @Fiikus_goddess depends if a tree is falling in a forest with no one to hear it at the same time
@Fiikus_goddess @killingfloorman @Kurtroedeger @stueytheround @process But what if the tree falls on a sandwich?
@Fellixe Then you need a chainsaw to eat your sandwich. @Fiikus_goddess @killingfloorman @Kurtroedeger @process
@stueytheround @killingfloorman @Fiikus_goddess @process @Kurtroedeger That's silly. Chainsaws don't eat sandwiches
@Fellixe 🤣🤣 I love you! @killingfloorman @Fiikus_goddess @process @Kurtroedeger
@TheAbbotTrithemius Yes but my Mum would try to convince me I'd had four! 🤣 @Fellixe @Kurtroedeger @process @Fiikus_goddess
@Fiikus_goddess @Fellixe @process
I will accept fellixes logic that a club sandwich is not the same as stacking multiple sandwiches but that still doesn't mean lasagna isn't a club sandwich with many layers.
@Kurtroedeger @Fiikus_goddess @Fellixe @process
This is the content I'm here for.
@Notokay @Fiikus_goddess @Fellixe @process
Its a sandwich, right?
@Kurtroedeger @Fiikus_goddess @Fellixe @process
Call it whatever you like, as long as it gets into my mouth! Lasagna, that is. Nothing weird.
@Notokay @Fiikus_goddess @Fellixe @process
You say that like I'd do something weird.
::looks around at previous posts::
Okay, fair enough.
::takes off banana suit::
::puts kazoo and whipped cream away::
@Kurtroedeger @Fiikus_goddess @Fellixe @process
Don't forget to wipe away the crumbs of red velvet lasagna!
@Notokay @Kurtroedeger @Fiikus_goddess @process Good shirt!
Somewhat related, I'm finally getting the hang of gluten free lasagna. The counterintuitive thing about making it GF is to not cook the noodles before layering, and rest it at least 10 minutes after it comes out instead of cooking it for additional time.
@Fiikus_goddess @Kurtroedeger @Fellixe @process
I totally want that shirt!!!! 😍
@process Gen Z could easily afford to buy a house if they just cut back on woke sandwich fillings.
@process wtaf is a "woke filling" srsly