Stop everything and make my grandmother's shortbread right now!!!!!

1 ½ cups flour

½ tsp salt

½ cup corn starch

1 cup butter

½ cup sugar

Sift flour, salt, cornstarch together twice then work in sugar, then butter continually kneading and working until the dough is fine and smooth. Press in 9 inch square pan and bake at 350° for half to ¾ hours.

#kurtdemandsit

#badopeningsentences
There are fabric ripping loud farts, silent whisper farts, dad farts, mom farts, squeaky one cheek up farts; and as Alice stood at the altar staring into the eyes of her wonderful, handsome, kind, new husband, she was never more glad that he was also deaf.

This feels like a Norman Rockwell painting to me. Untouched photo straight from my phone.
#dogsofcoso

Beneath the moon the drum beats.
My heart, my heart, my heart
Follows the thump and bump
And my feet stamp.
Stamp in the night
Stamp in the night
The thrum and hum and crackle
Of the fire and the darkness.
While magic fills the air
Fills my lungs
And we breath the shimmer
And the dreams.
Wisps of smoke and hopes
Until the embers sigh
And the sun kisses the morning sky.
Blessings friends
Blessings to your days
The world has turned
Spin, soon away
Soon away, to another day.

#cosopoetry

The spot tonight

@Fiikus_goddess

https://youtube.com/shorts/B7Rtm_B9sPs?si=5Dh4uTuUOxTOjK-v

Bums

Since it was taco Tuesday, the wife picked up more tortillas.

🤦‍♀️

::does Taco Tuesday dance::

@amarand is your avi Mac and cheese?

Today is National Catfish Day
and National Strawberry Parfait Day

Parfaits are like ogres.

#foodholidays

Unrelated search 🤭

I saw a cyber truck and a blimp today. Rather see the Weiner mobile though.

Tagging myself in this video to beat others to the punch.

https://youtube.com/shorts/paMk8qqUpWQ?si=udSthSn9Rtz3enlz

@Fiikus_goddess we haven't had a food battle for a bit

https://youtube.com/shorts/khDwxeQi4D0?si=W7meQRzdHI9gOGli