Kurt ShenaniganKnight 🐲
"Stare, stare into the basin
And wonder what you've missed"
-Auden
The wishes barrel starts behind the curtain.
always down for noods and foodpron
Joined Dec 2018
Oof, nerf darts to the eyeball hurt.
Kiddo paused the movie right before anikan and padme kiss.
Kiddo: I should skip over the smoochin scene
Me: ok, if you want.
K: you probably want to see it though
Me: it's okay, I know what smoochin is. I've seen smoochin before.
K: 🤨
Me: in fact, I've actually DONE some smoochin' 😏😏😏
Kiddo: NO NO NO. THAT IS JUST WRONG. DO NOT EVER SAY THAT TO ME AGAIN!!!!!
I'm hitting the kiddo with so many dad jokes I think he will have a dent in his forehead from all the facepalms today.
Kiddo and I just had a competition to see who could make more inappropriate sounds with various body parts. I'm not sure when I lost the ability to make arm pit farts. It's a sad day for me.
I've used Kurt Roedeger as my online persona/login long enough now 'he' gets credit card applications.
But kiddo also sees it because I have it as my Google account and it's linked to his for school and parenting reasons.
But it's not my real name. He was signing into the Amazon account (also Kurt) on the TV and got snarky with me......
So I guess kiddo now calls me Kurt.🙄
Went bushwhacking down to the creek with kiddo.
Me: hey look,.I found a wizard staff
Kiddo: machete beats wizard staff.
Kiddo uses the Lego creator app site thing and scrolls new sets. He's going through the new Minecraft release and listing all the new pieces.
Kiddo: only took them 7 years to add a hoe!!!!
Me: ::don't laugh don't laugh don't laugh::
Kiddo: and they enchanted a hoe!!!
Me: 💀
Sound up for the faint sounds of the star wars imperial march, ala kazoo
#parenting
I'm being serenaded by kazoo
Told kiddo to pack snacks in the cooler bag for at his swim meet.
When you know the kiddo is being sneaky about something but you let it go because it's not a super big deal and you're just too monday'ed out to deal with it right now.
Told kiddo to go get a shower. He told me he declines, which I said isn't allowed. So then he did this.
Kiddo had a field day half school day thing.
Comes in...
Kiddo: I got a free Oreo at school today!!!!
Me: how'd you get that?
Kiddo: I entered the competition where you put an Oreo on your forehead and have to get it to your mouth no hands.
Me: what place did you get?
Kiddo: LAST!!! I just wanted the Oreo so I said I give up and used my hands to eat it.
Me: so you got exactly what you wanted?
Kiddo: yep!
Me: sounds like a win then 🤔
Kiddo: 😂I 😂know😂
Having some of those 'talks' with kiddo.
Kiddo: so....that means ... You're not a virgin?
Me: hard truth there, best not to dwell on those things too much.
Kiddo: ::looking haunted:: yeah....why'd I think of that?
Space battle ship!
Kiddo: I CHALLENGE you dad!!!
Me: ok, sure, but finish your chores and empty the dishwasher after
Kiddo: how about we bet? I win, you empty the dishwasher, you win, then I do it?
Me: that bet has no benefit to me.
Kiddo: fine..if you win, I'll do it.....without complaining.
Me: deal!! Your star fleet is going down!!!
#parenting
Kiddo has taken to beat boxing when he's in the shower.
Not sure how I feel about this development.
Wasn't aware this was a part of #parenting.
Kurt ShenaniganKnight 🐲
"Stare, stare into the basin
And wonder what you've missed"
-Auden
The wishes barrel starts behind the curtain.
always down for noods and foodpron
Joined Dec 2018