Kiddo had a field day half school day thing.
Comes in...
Kiddo: I got a free Oreo at school today!!!!
Me: how'd you get that?
Kiddo: I entered the competition where you put an Oreo on your forehead and have to get it to your mouth no hands.
Me: what place did you get?
Kiddo: LAST!!! I just wanted the Oreo so I said I give up and used my hands to eat it.
Me: so you got exactly what you wanted?
Kiddo: yep!
Me: sounds like a win then 🤔
Kiddo: 😂I 😂know😂