In the car with kiddo, discussing his day and life....

Me: sooo, anyone you're crushing on at school

Kiddo: nah.

Me: I'm crushing on your momma some right now

Kiddo: 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Me: in fact, I'm hoping to get a smooch from her tonight

Kiddo: ewww no, that's my mom you're talking about

Me: so?

Kiddo: do you want me smooching your mom?

Me: you mean you want to go smooching your grandma

Kiddo: ew ew EWWW EWWWW!!!

Me: you said it man. That's on you

Kiddo: 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
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