I just picked my kid up from school and her friends dad came over to say hi, then started telling me about his lawn and so I started talking about my lawn and so just call me official suburban dad now

Sending it at the bouldering gym 💪 #flash

My daughter has honey all over her face from a sandwich she made, so I told her about Winnie the Pooh.

"Vinnie the Pooh?", she said

And then I was like, holy shit, what if Joe Pesci played Winnie the Pooh.

"Piglet, get the fuck over here"

"Tigger, what the fuck you smiling about? You laughing at me? You think I'm a clown, I amuse you?

Let’s hear it for Friyay. Tools down indeed. 🍻
#beer #bringontheweekend

JWs at my door just now. I thought I'd heard a knock at the door, so went to open and there's two people like right there. Made me jump (Usually a door knock is a delivery driver and leave the package, knock, and go).

They kinda looked upset they'd startled me so cut it short.

Wheretaken has turned garbage. Todays photo is from a country 14000km away from the answer country
#wheretaken

Morning ☕

Autumn has really arrived this week. very cold in the morning, but sunny all day. 🍂

(If you search autumn in the emoji search nothing comes up, but if you search fall, then you get the leaf option.)

Watching The Mechanic (1972) Charles Bronson and Jan Michael Vincent
#movies #cosomovies

You can now buy a flame-throwing robot dog for under $10,000 (except if you live in MD or CA)

#AmericaFuckYeah 🇺🇸

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/04/you-can-now-buy-a-flame-throwing-robot-dog-for-under-10000/

Just finished Lynn Hill’s book Climbing free - my life in the vertical world.

Great read.

Now watching the short film (which she narrates, and which covers a few things in the book but mostly where she narrates how she became the first person to free climb The Nose on El Cap. #rockclimbing #books

If there’s simcoe hops in it, I’m buying it. 🍻 #beer

Made me and the missus laugh. Many years ago when she was just my girlfriend she volunteered to be a judge in a pig calling contest at some local fair in NH. #pigcalling #countyfair

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/s/ay8O4APmvU

Seems like all @googleplay is doing is ticking a box to say they've tested the functionality, and can report that back. Instead of I dunno, hanging around and observing and taking notes of what happens when a legit shitbird comes flying in to drop a vile deuce, see how this place reacts, and getting to enjoy the

But I guess Google isn't interested in learning anything new.

Jesus Christ. Its been a while since there's been a wang on the timeline

What's with Jira and their accounting dept? We're trying to give you $$$ but you're dragging your feet on issuing an invoice. SaaS stands for Shitshow as a Service.

Just got news that a girl i worked with at summer camp many years ago died in a car crash in Vermont. Head on with a truck. New mum too. Very sad.

I love it when when I get #art in the mail. Thanks so much @BipolarArtist
Love that they’re made in NH too.

#cosomarketplace #cosolifesupport

#PutYourBroncosOut

Started watching Manhunt, all about the hunt for John Wilkes Booth. Very good. Had no idea that evening was a coordinated attack to take out the President, Vice-President and Secretary of State.

Of course as I’m watching it I’m on Wikipedia. The detail of the show is amazing, right down to getting the staircase correct on the house Lincoln eventually died in.

#manhunt #appletv

Just had my flu jab 💉

Binged my way through Tehran (Apple TV).

So good. Cant wait for season 3.

#tvshows #appletv

Arctic Ascent with Alex Honnold (Apple TV) is so good. Climbing unknown big walls in Greenland wilderness. #rockclimbing

Eugénie Le Sommer from Olympique Lyon absolutely destroying the defence and sending a rocket to the goal. ⚽️

#football #soccer

https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s/Bj9ltrO2nP