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I just picked my kid up from school and her friends dad came over to say hi, then started telling me about his lawn and so I started talking about my lawn and so just call me official suburban dad now

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My daughter has honey all over her face from a sandwich she made, so I told her about Winnie the Pooh.

"Vinnie the Pooh?", she said

And then I was like, holy shit, what if Joe Pesci played Winnie the Pooh.

"Piglet, get the fuck over here"

"Tigger, what the fuck you smiling about? You laughing at me? You think I'm a clown, I amuse you?

Went to see Pearl Jam last night. Very cool evening, never seen them before.
Pixies were the support band and that was a real treat.

Full on suburban dad today.

First drop off son at cricket, then take daughter to dance. On the way back to watch son play cricket, it started bucketing with rain and I remembered washing was out, so had to get home, pull everything in and stick it in the dryer. By then it was pickup time for my son, and a straight drive to pick up my daughter.

Back home to do dinner.

Had to take bunny back to the vet as heโ€™d opened his stitches. Itโ€™s a 1.5hr round trip. Took him this morning and will pick him up this evening.

Bunny is back. He was a little scared and been skittish, but heโ€™s eating and drinking. Heโ€™s been having a go at his stitches, but thereโ€™s not much we can do about it. They donโ€™t make cones for rabbits. Iโ€™ve seen some soft versions but theyโ€™re all from Temu, so kinda pointless in even trying to get one.

Rabbit De Niro is off to get the snip this morning. Had to pack him a lunch box which was kinda funny. ๐Ÿฐ

I just got an email from Uber with an โ€œadjustment fareโ€ from a trip I took 9 days ago. Added an extra $4.30.

they can do that?

I see the driver cancelled the invoice and submitted a new one. WTF.

Iโ€™ll have to go through camera footage to try and find out their identity

Ok, well being a boy bunny, he decided to start humping my leg furiously this evening. Bit my knee as well.

Guess whoโ€™s getting the snip in a couple of weeks.

Bobbyโ€™s out of his pen and chills with me watching a movie. Heโ€™s been squeaking and doing binkys (leaps) so I think heโ€™s a happy bunny.

Wow, I just saw โ€œthe wind is bullshitโ€ incoherent ramble of a speech.

full Don Quixote.

Bunny is very comfortable around us now, letting us pet him in his pen. He had a big nap all stretched out on his side which apparently is a sign of feeling safe and comfy.

Talking with other bunny fosterers in a group chat and sharing pics and video, he is probably a year old at most. He let us stroke his head and ears today. Started chewing the mat so I put down cardboard.

Bobbyโ€™s been pretty active, sniffing everything and exploring his pen, so at least heโ€™s not hiding in his tunnel.

Weโ€™re fostering a bunny. Just picked him up.

His name is Rabbit De Niro

I work in tertiary education and I've just learned about the Tuition Protection Service, that guarantees students against an education provider defaulting on their ability to deliver a course of study.

We have a form students can complete in case this happens.

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TPS report.

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