I'm all set up at Minicon! Come say hello and get a signed book or three! While you're here, be sure to check out the Mystic Eye Artisans booth and get some custom jewelry from my wife! At Bison Ridge Rec Center in Commerce City, CO from 10a-4p today only. It's free!

Get this exciting novel about a werewolf superhero and the vampire hunting her. Rooftops, by Ian Thomas Healy. https://books.bookfunnel.com/vampire-fiction-sale/24mhgp4zom

NEW RELEASE ALERT! Extinction Event, the long-awaited next book in the Just Cause Universe series, is now available! This tale of a war for the very survival of life on Earth features superheroes from throughout the JCU series, including fan favorites Mustang Sally, Sentinel, and La Capitana. It's a thrilling, standalone tale all readers can enjoy!
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CXYXT18S

Ok, #cosonauts! Extinction Event is processing to be on sale (it's already on Smashwords and will populate to Amazon and other entities overnight). Print edition is uploaded and I'm just awaiting my proof before it goes on sale. I'll send out a newsletter to my fan base tomorrow but you guys are among the first to know, because you're a wonderfully supportive group of weirdos like me!

Look at this gorgeous wraparound cover!

@LiseL @LiberalLibrarian And hot Nurse Chapel. She can make me plomik soup anytime.

Any #colorado Cosonauts who are interested, I will be at the Commerce City Minicon on Saturday. If you want to pick up a signed book or two, that's a great chance to do so. #cosobooks #opencarrybooks https://www.c3gov.com/living-in/community-events/mini-con

Detente. #catsofcoso

How we're doing St. Patrick's Day in this household: homemade Doritos, corned beef, egg, and Brussels sprouts hash!

I actually am half Irish.

The important half.

A reviewer just favorably compared my new release Roast Wyvern (and Other Recipes) to The Princess Bride.

I'm a little verklempt now. Please talk amongst yourselves.

@thedisasterautist Back in the early 2000s, I was a manager for a 7-Eleven. My assistant mgr was a nice girl, a little younger than me, in a reasonably stable relationship. I was recently married. The day she quit, she confessed that she was leaving because she was in love with me. That was the last I heard from or about her until she wound up in the news because she and her boyfriend (different guy) had happened upon a Murder-suicide and robbed the bodies to support their meth habits.

@JolieSaboteuse ...wherever mother was keeping it.

Get the entire Mustang Sally story arc! Six epic novels featuring the Fastest Girl in the World! #cosobooks https://books.bookfunnel.com/sci-fi-fantasy-sales-mid-mar/7zq3e9wsti

@SimplyZippy @Smersh That's like the accident the Bowler had in Mystery Men, where he accidentally fell down an elevator shaft onto some bullets.

Me, looking at the TV at the gym: Tennis is dumb.

Me, a few minutes later: Tennis scoring is dumb.

Me, a few minutes later: Tennis is just quieter pickleball that pays better.

Me, taking a long, slow drag on a cigarette and staring off into the distance: Goddamn pickleball, man...

My daughter has a pet snake (my grand-snake?) named Sir Lancelot. She called today to inform us she'd discovered Sir Lancelot is a girl snake because she doesn't have a pair of expected snakey, uh, appendages. I told her she had to change the snake's name. She asked "To what?" And I said, "Sir Lancelot, First of Her Name."

So that is now official.

Good morning #Coso! I am legally required to post this every year.
https://youtu.be/w45QkL9blG4

@voltronic I wear ear protection. Lots of people do, including the performers.

I'm at my daughter's WGI Winter Percussion finals tonight. And reading. Because sometimes one must read, even amidst all this racket.