And this is me on the phone back to her.

This is her on the phone to me.

I'd planned to go to the gym tonight then come home and edit since none of my hockey teams are playing, but a panic call from my daughter sent me to the store for emergency cleanup supplies after a dog accident in her bedroom. SO THAT'S FUN

Health and fitness will have to wait. I got stuff to do.

Such a bizarre feeling when you run across a book in the wild that was obviously written by an AI.

Well, #cosopuck pre-trade deadline trades are in full swing and suddenly the Colorado Avalanche are a lot better. #goAvsgo

Me doing self promotion.

You guys... I am a grown-ass man. I have been bathing myself for close to fifty years. It is not new. And yet, somehow I cannot manage to take a shower without getting soap in my eyes and come out of it looking like I spent the afternoon hotboxing with Cheech and Chong.

@thedisasterautist I was given to understand the internet is ACTUALLY a series of tubes.

@Unabashed_Vo Hey!

The main reason I haven't been spending much time on CoSo is because Threads has a much more robust base of writers. I love you guys here, but it's pretty clear that you're the wrong group for me to talk with about writing and books, and that is my primary focus. I do try to check in on occasion, so hello.

I just sold parts to a cultist. For real. He's a representative of this group: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maurice_Doreal

@danialexis I HAVE LOVED THIS ENTIRE THREAD THANK YOU

ANYWAY THIS IS MY TWO CENTS' WORTH

Listening to a lot of Jon Spencer Blues Explosion this morning because life isn't always terrible.

You know the whole "Mole" scene from the first Austin Powers? This was us today at work when the guy with only one eye and no patch came in. #dontstare

Happy Book Birthday to me!

Good night, #Coso. I know I haven't been around much, but I only have so much time to social media, and this isn't the best place for me to market my books.

That said, my new release is out now if you like this sort of thing. Cozy fantasy romance, with a healthy portion of humor. It's on Kindle Unlimited and in print. #cosobooks #opencarrybooks

@LiseL Thoughts and prayers for you during this troubled time.

@JolieSaboteuse I've been using the YouTube Adblock Thing Tampermonkey script. It's been generally effective and it is being updated frequently to stay ahead of YouTube.

Good morning, #cosobooks! Roast Wyvern (and Other Recipes) comes out tonight at local midnight! This is my first KU-exclusive release, so I'm watching closely to see how that impacts my numbers. Who's planning to read it?