Ah, spring. The grass is turning green. The birds are singing. The tuna tree beside my house is in full, fragrant bloom.

Meet WyldWing! Ian Thomas Healy presents Hero Academy by Author Adrienne Dellwo. Get the ebook edition for only 99 cents! https://books.bookfunnel.com/99centyabooks/6p25aqz7bv

Just tried the cup o noodles breakfast ramen (artificial maple syrup, sausage bits, eggy bits). I'm, uh, not very enthusiastic about it.

@SECRET_ASIAN_MAN Lousy! My wife did ok but I only sold three books the whole day. I don't have any events for awhile now, so I really oughtta knuckle down and start the next book.

Me: I'm going to go to the gym, eat a healthy dinner, and then write!

Also me, after the gym: I'm going to eat an entire block of cheese and congeal on this here recliner to watch YouTubes.

@thedisasterautist @JolieSaboteuse @FrankCannon @LiberalLibrarian @jaunty @Render @CinnamonGirlE @J_dubs ANYWAY HERE'S WONDERWALL

Here I am all set up at the Cherokee Trail High School Craft Fair. If you are a cougar, come find me. I am a valuable resource, with books for sale! I'm in the Upper Commons, booth UC-104, just to the left of the upper level main entrance. https://www.cherokeetrailhsptco.com/
#cosobooks

Fuck, I hope they get away with it. Good for them! https://gizmodo.com/security-firm-at-center-of-30-million-easter-heist-was-1851389030

@Beanc Snake, hanging out by the highway. "Go on, you're fast. You can run over there before those cars get here. Go on. They're miles away. What're you, chicken? Cross the road, chicken! Go on!"

@danialexis Ted is currently training his tiny beetle ass off, preparing to avenge his species like Beetle Riddick. In the immortal words of John Wick, "It kind of feels personal."

Your attention please. I, well known for being mechanically inept, have successfully reset the service interval on my car by myself, without help, and without causing any collateral damage. That is all.

My vendor: OMG BOO UR PASSWORD EXPIRED😍😢🙏
Me: *types in same password*
My vendor: OMG THANK YOU UR TOTALLY SECURE NOW♥️♥️♥️

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@BlueStateBabe Schrodinger's Pastry?

Check out this new, delicious cozy fantasy from Ian Thomas Healy: Roast Wyvern (and Other Recipes)! https://books.bookfunnel.com/fairytale-myth-creatures/b33qzqvahv #cosobooks #opencarrybooks

My boss just got trapped in a Reply-All Apocalypse, fueled by several accounts that have automatic responses built in.

@LianaBrooks One of my fellow JCU authors wrote a book all about teenage superheroes dealing with white supremacists in Coeur d'Alene.

I mean, it's Idaho. Is anybody shocked by this? https://www.npr.org/2024/03/26/1240984043/police-investigating-racial-harassment-of-ncaa-womens-basketball-team-in-idaho

My wife slid my car through an intersection last night during the storm and t-boned another car. Minor damage to my car, major damage to the other. Nobody hurt, no airbag deployment. I'm keeping my temper because I know I'm a better driver than she is but the weather and roads were shitty, so it may not have been avoidable, whomever was driving.

@LiberalLibrarian It's owl-stretching time.