God’s own prototypo
A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production.
Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Joined Nov 2017
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The wheel was a mistake.
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Here’s a helpful guide if you’ve never had to gird up your loins. YW.
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Hashtags are temporary. 💔
Filters are forever. 💎
It cannot be a coincidence that he’s nominating Butthead for AG.
Why America Chose Trump: Inflation, Immigration, and the Democratic Brand
“Harris couldn’t outrun her past or her party— it was a vice grip that proved impossible to escape.”
We’re getting so much snow that the governor activated the national guard.
Why am I sitting here at work?!
lololol
Dems blew the election but are STILL texting asking for money
Absurd
IDK about you all but I’ve got a pretty busy schedule this week
Schrödinger’s election: the time before results are announced when both sides are convinced their candidate is winning
Changing the time 3 days before an election should be considered cruel and unusual punishment.
sitting on my porch, watching a squirrel run across the neighbors roof
thinking about how it has no idea how lucky it is that it doesn’t live in New York
God’s own prototypo
A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production.
Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Joined Nov 2017