@Mauve_matelot @stueytheround It's still at the house. I'll probably get after it tonight since I'm not distracted by...other things.

@BlueStateBabe Probably, but I hate it. Lol

I passed a kidney stone today. Those of you who know, know.

Please and thank you.

I'm feeling generous to a fault today, and would like to give away some audiobook review copies (for US or UK listeners only). Check out the list here, and then you can message me with which one you'd like, your email, and US/UK. All I ask is that you post a review. Codes while supplies last. If you message me, drop a comment here so I know to check. #cosobooks #audiobooks https://www.audible.com/author/Ian-Healy/B009ZNEGDA

@Mauve_matelot @stueytheround Unlikely. Alcohol mostly evaporates during the cooking process.

One of my coworkers brought us all rum cake loaves that his wife made. The big question for me is whether I eat it all myself on my commute home or bring it back to the house and eat it all myself when nobody else is looking.

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Had a bad moment this afternoon where it seemed our dryer might have quit. Luckily after giving it a rest, it started again. No percussive maintenance was required.

Elves+Dwarves+Wild West=the Pariah of Verigo! Check out my books Pariah's Moon and Pariah's War in this Bookfunnel promo. #cosobooks #selfpromotion https://books.bookfunnel.com/sales123456/svxa5ef023

How to write a book in two easy steps:
1. Cut up an onion
2. You're doing great! Keep going!
Oh wait, that's how to cook. Oh well, same basic idea. #WritingCommunity

@feloneouscat I remember how offended all the incels were over Mad Max Fury Road, which I thought was absolutely terrific. They never understood that the MM movies are not about him. He's just the vehicle by which we enter the story of the other characters. That's why he never changes.

@nursefrombirth "I'm gonna go to Cosmc for a hamburguesa frappe. Anyone else want one?"

Woke up to a teensy tiny bit of potentially terrific news in regards to one of my manuscripts this morning. I'm not saying more because I don't want to jinx it. Cross your fingers though, okay? #WritingCommunity

@peeppeepcircus @nursefrombirth

@danialexis I'm afraid to ask why you associate raisins with potato salad. Do you need us to call someone for you?

Unrelated, I really want a ginormous bucket of chicken wings right now.

I've been really bad about writing this week. I know it's because I'm in a transition between the second and third act of my book. Doesn't change the fact that I'm working hard at not writing it.

Good morning, readers! Check out my Just Cause Universe superhero series-the first book is a free download and several other miniseries starters are discounted to only 99 cents USD. Your support during the holidays will keep me caffeinated, for which I am grateful (and able to keep writing!). https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B07QFYQ9P1 #cosobooks #opencarrybooks #audiobooks #cosowriters #WritingCommunity #selfpromotion

One of my company's competitors has just set themselves on fire in a very unprofessional and potentially financially catastrophic way and I'm all sitting over here with a can of gasoline in case they need it.