Today is First Burrito Day and also our company holiday luncheon. Some days your life just revolves around whatever you can shove into your pie hole.

@LiberalLibrarian @Render

@Rigthar I remember a series like that. It was infuriating. I write my own series where you can start wherever you want because all the stories are standalone and don't require you to have done homework in advance.

For me, all books start as five stars. They can lose stars for various egregious flaws (minor flaws get a pass unless there are so many it becomes an egregious amount). If a book drops below three stars in my mind, I won't finish it.

Today I didn't finish one. The 1st star dropped because the main character was pretty much infallible. The 2nd because the plot wasn't advancing beyond action scenes where Ms. Infallible remained so. 3rd was a gratuitous torture scene and I was done.

Good morning, #cosonauts. Happy Monday and all that. We grabbed NHL24 over the weekend so my daughter and I each started a new playthrough of that. My NHL23 player, Lashaun Washington, got drafted by the NJ Devils, won a Cup, got promoted to captain, then missed half the subsequent season due to injury.

Now it's his younger brother Tyrell's turn to shine in this dynasty of Baltimore hockey players.

Good morning and happy laundry day, everyone. "Laundry Day" is a running joke for the young heroes of The Neighborhood Watch in my superhero series, because the first time they deployed for as a team, Breezy had to wear regular clothes because his mom was doing laundry and his costume was in it

@Knitpurrl I told that over the phone to my wife, and she said it was so bad I should call my daughter and tell it to her, which I did.

She laughed.

Then she told me in graphic detail how great a job her snake was doing eating his rodent, so I guess we both won this round.

#dadjokes Knock knock!

Who's there?

Little old lady!

Little old lady who?

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD YODEL

This is my first day on the internet! I'm happy to be here. Everyone seems so nice! I think I'll go read some comments on this video I enjoyed to see what other people thought of it.

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@Coctaanatis no idea. The website just said FUCK YOU LOSER YOU HAVE TO COME IN

I don't get to renew my driver's license online this time. Have to go in to an office.

Well, shit.

"Have you ever seen God, Ian?"
"No...but I have seen Cale Makar play."
#cosopuck #goAvsgo

OMG I'M A LITTLE VERKLEMPT TALK AMONGST YOURSELVES https://youtu.be/XJMuhwVlca4

@JeffreyMHebert I've used it for book covers!

We're listening to ska at work today, and me without my porkpie hat.

Happy Second Burrito Day, everyone.