@JolieSaboteuse Yes. Well, do continue.

@Smersh
Not completely farcical, just mostly.
Probably referring to _ecological footprint_, which is to do with affected land. Not comparable to jets really.

Also the idea the dogs are large and eat a meat-based diet _raised for them_. Dog food is...scraps to put it mildly. I'd argue their food production has a nominal impact mostly due to transportation.

Jet manufacture, fuel production, emissions are many orders of magnitude higher. Not sure my calculator display has enough digits.

@gshevlin where exactly is this house

@th3j35t3r those Nokias did pretty well. Motorola too except every tag it didnt understand just failed silently.

Let's do pagers next

@phase2 good to see you, also: let's have all Tank Girl all the time.

What.

@MLClark
How is he still alive? Is it alchemy, sorcery, ooooh necromancy? Is he actually one of Britannica
Cthulhu's* tendrils?

*Autowreck wanted to change this to Churchill. Calm down autowreck.

@ianthealy
Mostly fat and protein. Bears seek them out in spring.

Heyyyyy maybe this a hot new hipster product. Keto coffee.
Caffeinated moths.

I'll work on the name

@corlin Wikipedia editors will need to cooperate. I worked on this for several years against their resistance. "She's not notable" was a very common response regardless of facts.

@Dane @XSGeek
Nah those are cool.
https://youtu.be/otCpCn0l4Wo

@northernbassist
Those are the best tamales

@mikeharmanos I wish him luck. The Kremlin factions have little to gain and lots to lose in the succession fight. They all fight dirty and hate each other.
Kovalchuk, Sechin, Chemezov, long list of ex bodyguards.
IMO For Prigozhin to be so outspoken I think it must be underway.

@Alfred @TheAbbotTrithemius
For shame having mayonnaise anywhere near pumpernickel.

@NorthernInvader @VelvetDuchess
Wake me up when we can implant SD cards or better yet NVMe

Putin has run out of tea or windows or...something else?

leader of Russia's Wagner private mercenary group, Yevgeny Prigozhin, says Moscow's plan to "demilitarize" Ukraine failed and that the invasion of its neighbor "turned Ukraine's army into one of the most powerful in the world"

https://www.rferl.org/a/russia-wagner-prigozhin-failure/32425650.html

#ukraine

@DJNoneYa I think he's busy that day

@EileenKCarpenter @LiberalLibrarian
Alfred is regurgitating his last answer to my last question to him.

@BlueStateBabe
That'll work. No one will be able to read it now, with its call to action and a celebration of the unifying power of hope. Good job, Floridian.

Full text and video link:

https://news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2021/01/amanda-gormans-inauguration-poem-the-hill-we-climb/

@LiberalLibrarian and so therefore very punk, QED.

@Alfred @cornered so we can say that your mom doesn't live in a library. That narrows it down.

@sfleetucker @LiberalLibrarian For the longest time.