@Beanc I love the guy standing there like a guy holding up a fish he caught that he's not proud of.

@voltronic That's funny. Some ideologies/numerology believe that 11 is a Master number. When using prayer beads, the 11th bead represents your truest self. This seems to check out 🤔

@mcfate True, I'm also really hungry so the food talk is right up my alley right now.

We get a lot of Japanese tourists here (normally) and they've always been super respectful.

@mcfate Interesting! I love hearing about the origins of food from other countries. Rich roots. What else do you know about their food? I've never been there but the ramen shops look incredible.

@mcfate ... Man I'm learning all kinds of stuff today!

@mcfate Oh wow you're right. I could try my hardest to adhere to them and still end up offending.

I'm also insecure about how I use my chopsticks 'cause I dunno if I'm doing it "right"

@mcfate I could never afford to.😔

I do find inspiration in his dedication though. Truly.

Believe in yourself and you can do anything.🙏

@mcfate He sure seemed to be, with how formal his servings are.

I wish wish WISH I could try his sushi.

@mcfate Have you seen Jiro Dreams of Sushi? Documentary that was on Netflix a bit ago, really interesting doc. The guy REALLY takes pride in his craft to levels I never thought possible.

@mrbunnylamakins @kenc313 Oh damn that's one hell of a cake job.

@InvaderGzim Maybe if I get drunk and start urinating on people.

An old coworker of mine 👇
https://www.reddit.com/r/alaska/comments/3klt7p/ktuu_man_urinated_on_passengers_aboard_anchorage/

@Klaatu_Veratta_Nectarine

.. The audacity!

I'M ON THE INTERNET LOOKING FOR A FIGHT

@JGNWYRK .. shit.

My left butt cheek is way stronger and more defined than my right butt cheek but I love them both equally.

@gshevlin OH LOL, that's hilarious. God went and picked himself a whole bouquet of whoopsie daisies.