I should tell time by the sun more.

You guys are getting sunlight?

This is so fucking funny

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Homie over here tryina sell me guns.

Someone just randomly Venmo'd me $20 for "elbow pics".

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Thanks Tammy.

I... I don't even know where to start with this one. This is the stupidest person I'll see all week.

Why are men.

All up in the club like

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I went off on this lady and got in trouble.

I am not a morning person.

In my next life I want to be music

You'd think this was fake. It is not.

There seems to be some miscommunication

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And there it is.