When I see the first Christmas decoration of the year.

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Good morning

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Sometimes I like to wrap my hand around her entire head just to show her that I can.

#caturday

Happy Halloween from my sleep paralysis demon.

#dogsofcoso

Bonne Nuit, nerds. 🙏

A little too early for Christmas memes but 🤷

Can't stop thinking about waffle squarf

Some people's kids.

I stuck my hand in a moose's mouth.

Be safe out there.

Via @ HotPaperComics on Twitter.

My favorite Halloween costume so far.

Don't look at this.

Anyway whatever here's my dog.

#dogsofcoso

Stupid cat.

Sometimes when you win

You lose

Wow Twitter bots just aren't even trying anymore.

Get fucked.