Kurt 🎃 🐲
"Stare, stare into the basin
And wonder what you've missed"
-Auden
The wishes barrel starts behind the curtain.
always down for noods and foodpron
Joined Dec 2018
Kurt 🎃 🐲
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Time fries when I am with you. #potatopickuplines
Kurt 🎃 🐲
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I'm your sweet potato man, yes I yam, yes I yam.
Kurt 🎃 🐲
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Do you want to see what I'm wearing under this jacket?
Are your friends all potato chips, because I bet they're salty with how cute you are.
I'd let you mash me and pour your gravy all over me.
Kurt 🎃 🐲
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@Kurtroedeger Your skin is so shiny, you look like you stepped right out of a grocery store flyer.
Kurt 🎃 🐲
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@Kurtroedeger You look smashed. I better give you a ride home.
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Do you always look so hot, or did you just come out of the oven?
#potatopickuplines
I hope you're ready to spend all night on your hasselback.
Kurt 🎃 🐲
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@Kurtroedeger Yu-kon not be as vapid as those purple spuds, who think their compost don't stink.
Kurt 🎃 🐲
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Can I make you breakfast in the morning?
#potatopickuplines
Kurt 🎃 🐲
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@Kurtroedeger You are so cute I want to simmer you in butter and call you my fondant.
Kurt 🎃 🐲
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I’d give up my morning cereal to fork you instead.
#potatopickuplines
I'm gonna treat you like a french fry. Dip you in my Wendy's frosty before eating you.
Kurt 🎃 🐲
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@Kurtroedeger Wanna wedge with me?
#PotatoPickUpLines
Kurt 🎃 🐲
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@Kurtroedeger "The loving will be uber when done by a tuber"
I'll have you screaming au gratin all night long.
Kurt 🎃 🐲
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Hey there, I'd like to root around in your cellar.
Kurt 🎃 🐲
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@Kurtroedeger is that starch or are you just happy to see me?
#potatopickuplines
Kurt 🎃 🐲
"Stare, stare into the basin
And wonder what you've missed"
-Auden
The wishes barrel starts behind the curtain.
always down for noods and foodpron
Joined Dec 2018