#potato #fakebookcovers 🥔

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Give me your number so I can vodkall you. #PotatoTime

@sfleetucker @stueytheround @kel - I dig you.

#potatoPickUpLines

Also, I may have actually used this line to pick up my wife.

When the pick up line works 🤣

#potatopickuplines

I love you from your head to your pota-toes. #potatopickuplines

#potatopickuplines

Wanna go french?

#INeedToKnow 😄

Which potato are you?

@Kurtroedeger

@stueytheround @kel I only have eyes for you! #PotatoPickupLines

@Kurtroedeger Two potatoes talking while checking out a third. "Hey, check out that spud... did you see the size of his french fry?"

Has anyone ever told you, you're a hot potato? #potatopickuplines

You probably don't know this, but I find you to be very appealing. #potatopickuplines #bananapickuplines #orangepickuplines #applepickuplines

One potato, two potato, three potato foursome? #potatopickuplines

@kel I've had my eyes on you for some time now.

#PotatoPickupLines

You always look mashing, baby. #potatopickuplines

@Kurtroedeger

Tater your way to my place so you can hasselback sooner

#PotatoPickUpLines

#potatopickuplines 😂

You have the most beautiful potato eyes

#potatopickuplines

Let's peel out of this place

#potatopickuplines

You potato I potato and then maybe peel and take a dip in the water