I'm bored waiting for files to process. New hashtag time.
If you were a potato...you'd be a sweet one.
Hey there, I'd like to root around in your cellar.
I'm gonna treat you like a french fry. Dip you in my Wendy's frosty before eating you.
@Kurtroedeger these are bad and I love them
@Kurtroedeger "The loving will be uber when done by a tuber"
I don't know if this is just the Canadian in me, but that reference would *definitely* work on me. π
@MLClark that's an american thing too. French fries in a chocolate frosty.
Mmmmmβ¦
Frosty
As the Good Dave intended! ππ»
Iβd give up my morning cereal to fork you instead.
#potatopickuplines
I'll have you screaming au gratin all night long.
#potatopickuplines