Are you bacon bits, because I want you ALL over me.
@Kurtroedeger I may be flaky but that's what makes me so a-peel-ing
#potatopickuplines
@Kurtroedeger Hey tater, wanna come back to my place for Netflix & sprout?
@Kurtroedeger Do you want to come back to my hot tub and loosen up a bit?
@Fiikus_goddess @Kurtroedeger
"oh baby, I just wanna sprinkle you with chives"
@Kurtroedeger If you'd be any hotter, you'd be a crisp.
@Kurtroedeger You been here long? I smelled you from across the room.
Diced, scalloped, fried, I'll eat you anyway you come.
Hey, wanna go back to my place and get baked?
@Kurtroedeger Hey sweet thing...I've got some eggs and mayonnaise...you down to party?
@Kurtroedeger I only have eyes for you!
@Kurtroedeger Ok, ok, ok...let me try again.
Hey baby, did someone dig you up from the ground? Because you look as delicious as my favorite starchy root vegetable.
Am I closer?
I'm crying over here thinking of all the ways this could go.
π€£
@Kurtroedeger thatβs a might fine terre your pommeβs got thereβ¦
I yam totally digging you.
I find you quite a-peeling.
@Kurtroedeger #potatopickuplines
Yukon call me anytime and we can hash out the details of our future together! ππ½ππ½
@Kurtroedeger If you were a potato, I'd cut you up, throw you in hot oil, and eat you.
Am I doing this right? π
Aren't you quite the spud.
"Stare, stare into the basin
And wonder what you've missed"
-Auden
The wishes barrel starts behind the curtain.
always down for noods and foodpron