@Kurtroedeger

"You're so hot I'm going to toss you to someone else."

I'm terrible at dating.

@Kurtroedeger I may be flaky but that's what makes me so a-peel-ing
#potatopickuplines

@Kurtroedeger Hey tater, wanna come back to my place for Netflix & sprout?

#PotatoPickUpLines

@Kurtroedeger Do you want to come back to my hot tub and loosen up a bit?

#potatopickuplines

@Fiikus_goddess @Kurtroedeger
"oh baby, I just wanna sprinkle you with chives"

@Kurtroedeger If you'd be any hotter, you'd be a crisp.

#PotatoPickUpLines

@Kurtroedeger You been here long? I smelled you from across the room.

#potatopickuplines

@Kurtroedeger Hey sweet thing...I've got some eggs and mayonnaise...you down to party?

#potatopickuplines

@Kurtroedeger I only have eyes for you!

@Kurtroedeger Ok, ok, ok...let me try again.

Hey baby, did someone dig you up from the ground? Because you look as delicious as my favorite starchy root vegetable.

Am I closer?

I'm crying over here thinking of all the ways this could go.
🤣

@Kurtroedeger that’s a might fine terre your pomme’s got there…

@Kurtroedeger #potatopickuplines
Yukon call me anytime and we can hash out the details of our future together! 👉🏽👉🏽

@Kurtroedeger If you were a potato, I'd cut you up, throw you in hot oil, and eat you.

Am I doing this right? 😂

#potatopickuplines

@Kurtroedeger

"my potato informs me that your potato is an eyeful."

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