#SubToot
#TootNRun

Speedy Smush in her #ToyKingdom
#SmushyLife

Oxtail broth and udon noodles with bok choy for dinner.

Ox tails were so soft the meat came off the bone with chopsticks.

#FoodPron

A new toy and chin scratch is one pic!
#SmushyLife

could've used this in high school
#cosocars

Happy New Year of the Dragon from Singapore!

Spotted in the store the other day.

#Humour

@Kurtroedeger

🤫

#KeepCoSoWeird

Dinner tonight was chaos, but ended up delicious. I was going to make some little homemade sushi rolls, but my usual place didn't have the nori I like. I ended up making us poke bowls and Vietnamese spring rolls, and veggies and with either sushi rice or instant rice noodles. Kids prepped veggies and I got the rice sheets wet and wrapped the rolls and then we all made our own bowls. Mine were veggie but we had some haddock/krab stick that was marinated in ponzu for the kids to throw in. 🍣🍚🥗

Wife: mmmmmmm, God I love you!!!
Me: I love you too 😍
Wife: I was talking to choco-bacon croissant.
Me: 🤔 fair enough.

#blesskurtswife

Me: the letter U bothers me
Wife: really???? Why would a letter bother you?
Me: I don't know it just does. I think I have irritable vowel syndrome.
Wife: ...
Wife: get out.
Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

#blesskurtswife

Wife: you ate that whole pot of chili?

Me: mwu

Wife: there was an entire can of beans in it!!!

Me: ha

Wife: which means that they're now all..in you.

Me: ha

#blesskurtswife

Kiddo: why did you buy such a big thing of toilet paper?

Wife: that's the pack they sell it in at sam's club.

Kiddo: but who needs so much toilet paper?

Wife: you use it every time you poop.

Kiddo: wait? I'm supposed to wipe EVERY time??!?!

Wife: what?!? You're not wiping every time?!?! You're over 11??!?!

Me:. ::sees the grin on kiddos face, let's it play out::

Kiddo:. The dog doesn't wipe.

Wife: HE'S A DOG!!! You...you're supposed to wipe EVERY TIME!!!!

KIDDO: 😂😂
#blesskurtswife

Wife walks into livingroom where kiddo and I are.

Wife: are...are you two...twerking??!?!?!?!

Kiddo: our butts are having a butt fight.

Me: so basically same thing.

#blesskurtswife
#parenting

Wife: just share a peanut with him already, he doesn't have any other nuts.
Me: too soon
Wife: he's 2, how is it too soon
Me: when you're joking about the loss of testicles it is ALWAYS too soon

#dogsofcoso
#blesskurtswife

Wife: why is the peanut butter and everything bagel seasoning out.

Me: I made toast.

Wife: ........ I swear, if you say you combined them, I'm gonna make you take a home pregnancy test.

Me: ::silence::

Wife: well?!?!!??

Me: I don't wanna pee on a stick.

#blesskurtswife