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Wife: why is the peanut butter and everything bagel seasoning out.

Me: I made toast.

Wife: ........ I swear, if you say you combined them, I'm gonna make you take a home pregnancy test.

Me: ::silence::

Wife: well?!?!!??

Me: I don't wanna pee on a stick.

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@Kurtroedeger is that a good combo? And yes, go pee on a stick...

@Kurtroedeger She is a saint. You'd better be counting & appreciating those blessings as if they were cookies.

@Kurtroedeger I had to run ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ and get a few shakes out of the Everything Bagel seasoning. Thank you Hโ€‘Eโ€‘B

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