Wife: just share a peanut with him already, he doesn't have any other nuts.
Me: too soon
Wife: he's 2, how is it too soon
Me: when you're joking about the loss of testicles it is ALWAYS too soon
@Kurtroedeger your wife is hilarious. Itβs never too soon to joke about balls. Also she has very cute shorts! ππ
@Kurtroedeger Takes balls to laugh at a neutering joke.
@sfleetucker
2?
@Kurtroedeger Yes, unless youβve only ever had one. Iβm pretty sure neutering humor is painful regardless of how many youβve had removed.
Me: ::shouting into other room::Also, these are legumes!
Wife: π
#iheardhereyerollacrossthehouse