Wife: just share a peanut with him already, he doesn't have any other nuts.
Me: too soon
Wife: he's 2, how is it too soon
Me: when you're joking about the loss of testicles it is ALWAYS too soon
@Kurtroedeger Takes balls to laugh at a neutering joke.
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@Kurtroedeger Yes, unless you’ve only ever had one. I’m pretty sure neutering humor is painful regardless of how many you’ve had removed.