Kiddo: why did you buy such a big thing of toilet paper?

Wife: that's the pack they sell it in at sam's club.

Kiddo: but who needs so much toilet paper?

Wife: you use it every time you poop.

Kiddo: wait? I'm supposed to wipe EVERY time??!?!

Wife: what?!? You're not wiping every time?!?! You're over 11??!?!

Me:. ::sees the grin on kiddos face, let's it play out::

Kiddo:. The dog doesn't wipe.

Wife: HE'S A DOG!!! You...you're supposed to wipe EVERY TIME!!!!

KIDDO: 😂😂
#blesskurtswife