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"Stare, stare into the basin
And wonder what you've missed"
-Auden
The wishes barrel starts behind the curtain.
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Joined Dec 2018
Strawberry cheese cake to help me keep my figure. My potato shaped figure
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Great.
Now I want gravy. #RandomThoughts
This is Chubs. He's a good boi. Nice and quiet and stayed out of the way while I hauled a ladder up two flights of very narrow row home stairs in the city. He got good boi pets when I was done. 10/10 would pet again.
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*writing furiously on pretty hot pink paper*
KURT'S GRANDMOTHER'S SHORTBREAD
You're lucky to have it.
@PurpleDragon
So a little bit ago our surveyor marked a property line and the angry neighbor pulled the stakes out. Well, she got charged with criminal mischief, and our surveyor got a notice to appear in court regarding the incident as a witness. How happy are you to be retired from this BS. 😂
The angry neighbor has 4 charges total regarding other incidents too, assault, harassment, and something else I can't remember.
Today is National Piña Colada Day
So if you like them, and getting caught in the rain.... today is your day.
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Came to the beach to escape the heat and drove into a wall of chilly fog
There’s a fine mist—I’m thinking of it as “sparkling” air lol
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@Kurtroedeger Last week in the small town of Kilkenny, Ireland, I had an open-faced gravlax and cream cheese sandwich on treacle brown bread with fresh herbs that I am still dreaming of.
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@Kurtroedeger Cuban. Never had one before a few months ago and it was so darn good. Had it at a restaurant.
At home? I make a pretty good Rueben. Corned beef, Swiss cheese, sauerkraut, on rye bread, then grilled with olive oil and butter. No sauce (1000 Island dressing)
The perennial favorite: slabs of fresh, juicy summer tomatoes, sprinkled with salt and pepper, American cheese, mayo, on soft white bread. When the mood strikes, I sprinkle a bit of garlic powder on those tomatoes.
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@Kurtroedeger Turkey with sliced thick cucumbers and a thin slice of havarti and a little sweet mustard on a crusty sourdough. Very summer. Changes with seasons though.
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Monte Cristo, followed closely by a Croque-Monsieur.
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@Kurtroedeger There is (was?) a place in downtown Dallas that made an absolutely amazing muffaletta. That was always my favorite, but in the event it's no longer there, I'd say just about any decent taco is the best sandwich.
Let the games begin.
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Might sound weird, and I don't know that it's the regent of all... but the one I've been eating more than any other is garlicy sauteed greens and mushrooms on seedy bread with dijon mustard.
Maybe also some slices of tempeh toasted in a pan, with a drizzle of soy.
Kurt S'mores Ninja 🐲
"Stare, stare into the basin
And wonder what you've missed"
-Auden
The wishes barrel starts behind the curtain.
always down for noods and foodpron
Joined Dec 2018