If you’re reading this...

LIE about how we met.

Do you need help with your hostage letter?
Don't forget the 40 cases of salmon nibbles...I don't want to have to give you the biscuit treatment again.

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Good morning CoSo 💛

☕️🕊️🫖

OMG I love this.
😍 😂

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1muvknRNdw/

We need more #CapybaraReasons I think.

Is he getting ready for #SombreroSunday do you think?

I feel like this is something that Kurt would already have done. 😂

@Fiikus_goddess

Because a little bit of sweetness is always a good thing.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2w5DXfrn4j/

For no reason at all @Kurtroedeger

🤣 🤣 🤣

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C3anIeWJoP_/

@JoyfullyDazed @FrankCannon Be forewarned, Thin Mints are an epoch.

There's before you knew about them, and then there's after.

Life will never be the same again.

There is a phenomenon where goth people feel compelled to take pictures of themselves in trees and post it to the internet. This website chronicles those submissions. https://gothsuptrees.net/

The New York jury found that Wayne #LaPierre, who was the #NRA’s CEO for three decades, misspent millions of dollars of the group’s money on pricey perks.

Jurors ordered LaPierre to pay $4,351,231 in restitution. NRA general counsel John Frazer and retired finance chief Wilson Phillips were also defendants in the case.

#news #Lawfare

https://www.politico.com/news/2024/02/23/nra-lapierre-lawsuit-lavish-spending-00143038

Hey you! Have a fantastic #Caturday

#SmushingIt

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Hey CoSo 😘

#Friday

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#disconap with friends

😍

@stueytheround @Klaatu_Veratta_Nectarine

The baby fat in my cheeks keeps me looking young, but I earned all of these gray hairs. (I'm 54.)

Keys in hand. It's my place now.

@NiveusLepus @Dbot @Kurtroedeger @tyghebright Had a bunch of tequila a few months ago, put it in fresh limes and let it steep for a while and had it with sparkling water and honestly didn’t need anything else.