@MrsHowelsEyebrows

Greenies.

I should block this number, but I think it's kinda funny. Anyone else think Ebony might be a pro? 🤣

@Studio_M_

You should absolutely relax after with Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil if you have a woodchipper!

#CoSoMovies

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1465522/

@DavidKMresists @UmbaSaffire @evamarie

Oh, they absolutely did. Big ashtrays on stands for bridge night. Upper level seats for basketball games were a smoky haze. Ashtrays in plane and theater seats. Holiday themed cartons for Christmas. Ashtrays in classrooms.

Yes, people smoked like that.

I'm getting nowhere clearing stuff off my phone, LOL! Time for bed.

This is a damned classic. 😂

I have no idea which company he was subtweeting about and that's actually scarier. 😱

Dril knew.

One of the greats. Gone, but he lives on through his tweets.

This is followed by deleting your account, changing your name, and moving to different state. 😂

I have had this saved for years, across multiple devices. Every time I start to delete it, I get the giggles. It survives another culling.

Truth.

Also, the Kentucky Derby is the crown jewel of Amish NASCAR and country music is Farm Emo.

@Iveyjanette1

We would drive to Raleigh (Dorton Arena) for Derby weekends. Mom would go shopping, meet up with friends, etc. Dad and I would go to watch some roller derby live. Good times. 😃

Just a random Twitter moment when Mike Godwin explains to William Gibson what a thot is. 🤣

From the saved tweets collection.

@LlamaMountainStudioArts

Been overcast and rainy all day. Same as for big meteor showers or special moons. 🤷🏻‍♀️

@Iveyjanette1

Roller derby! My dad freaking loved roller derby. Absolutely insane rules. 🛼

@SECRET_ASIAN_MAN

Should have gone to the show. 🎸

@Tattoomonkey29

Oh yeah. He's normally super careful about jumping.

Years ago there was a neighbor cat that liked to sit on my well and ponder life. Poor thing was the worst jumper ever. Would leap face first into the stone, shake it off, back up and try again until she finally made it or one of us went out and picked her up.

She wasn't using lives, but she was sure bruising them.

@Loffreni

My ex-husband's family gave weird-ass gifts and played all of these holiday gifting games. Made me nuts. So our compromise was we would find something useful that people never get around to buying and get it for everyone.

Radios, emergency car kits, utility knives, and, the biggest hit... kitchen rated fire extinguishers. 🔥

OMG! The Magnificent Bastard followed me to the bathroom, hoping for some food. He jumps up on the edge of the tub to make his leap to the food counter just as I flip the light off.

I guess it distracted him as I heard a mighty thud when he gracelessly leapt and slammed into the side of the cabinet.

He's fine. I gave him treats. But boy does he look pissed. 😂

@Gladari

I remember when the first big set of outages made the national news and all these Texans were gibbering about and posting pictures of their "low bills".

I live in an old Victorian in the South. It's like heating and cooling a colander.

I totally pay less.