I'm bored waiting for files to process. New hashtag time.
If you were a potato...you'd be a sweet one.
Aren't you quite the spud.
I find you quite a-peeling.
I yam totally digging you.
Hey, wanna go back to my place and get baked?
Diced, scalloped, fried, I'll eat you anyway you come.
Are you bacon bits, because I want you ALL over me.
Hey there, I'd like to root around in your cellar.
I'll have you screaming au gratin all night long.
I'm gonna treat you like a french fry. Dip you in my Wendy's frosty before eating you.
@Kurtroedeger If you were a potato, I'd cut you up, throw you in hot oil, and eat you.
Am I doing this right? π
@Kurtroedeger Ok, ok, ok...let me try again.
Hey baby, did someone dig you up from the ground? Because you look as delicious as my favorite starchy root vegetable.
Am I closer?
I'm crying over here thinking of all the ways this could go.
π€£
Yeah, the awkward ones are fun too.
Hey baby, are you a potato, cause I wanna stick you in a dark cabinet and forget about you for 6 months.
@Kurtroedeger Hey sweet thing...I've got some eggs and mayonnaise...you down to party?
@Kurtroedeger I can't stay away form potato cannibalism. π π π
@Kurtroedeger #potatopickuplines
Yukon call me anytime and we can hash out the details of our future together! ππ½ππ½
@Fellixe that's gold
@Kurtroedeger thatβs a might fine terre your pommeβs got thereβ¦
@Kurtroedeger I only have eyes for you!
@Kurtroedeger You been here long? I smelled you from across the room.
@Kurtroedeger If you'd be any hotter, you'd be a crisp.
@Fiikus_goddess @Kurtroedeger
"oh baby, I just wanna sprinkle you with chives"
@Kurtroedeger Hey tater, wanna come back to my place for Netflix & sprout?
@Kurtroedeger Wanna wedge with me?
#PotatoPickUpLines
@Kurtroedeger You are so cute I want to simmer you in butter and call you my fondant.
@Kurtroedeger Do you want to come back to my hot tub and loosen up a bit?
@Kurtroedeger I may be flaky but that's what makes me so a-peel-ing
#potatopickuplines
@Kurtroedeger these are bad and I love them
@Kurtroedeger "The loving will be uber when done by a tuber"
I don't know if this is just the Canadian in me, but that reference would *definitely* work on me. π
@MLClark that's an american thing too. French fries in a chocolate frosty.
Mmmmmβ¦
Frosty
As the Good Dave intended! ππ»
Iβd give up my morning cereal to fork you instead.
#potatopickuplines
@Kurtroedeger is that starch or are you just happy to see me?
#potatopickuplines
Can I make you breakfast in the morning?
#potatopickuplines
@Kurtroedeger Yu-kon not be as vapid as those purple spuds, who think their compost don't stink.
@misslovelymess π π€£ π all your lines have me chuckling @Kurtroedeger
Do you always look so hot, or did you just come out of the oven?
#potatopickuplines
@Kurtroedeger You look smashed. I better give you a ride home.
@Kurtroedeger Your skin is so shiny, you look like you stepped right out of a grocery store flyer.
@Kurtroedeger Life is such a rat race, we should just distill for a while.
@Kurtroedeger Two potatoes talking while checking out a third. "Hey, check out that spud... did you see the size of his french fry?"
Wanna go back to my place and mash.
#potatopickuplines