I'm bored waiting for files to process. New hashtag time.
If you were a potato...you'd be a sweet one.
@Kurtroedeger If you'd be any hotter, you'd be a crisp.
@Kurtroedeger Hey tater, wanna come back to my place for Netflix & sprout?
@Kurtroedeger Wanna wedge with me?
#PotatoPickUpLines
@Kurtroedeger You are so cute I want to simmer you in butter and call you my fondant.