I'm bored waiting for files to process. New hashtag time.
If you were a potato...you'd be a sweet one.
@Kurtroedeger If you were a potato, I'd cut you up, throw you in hot oil, and eat you.
Am I doing this right? 😂
Yeah, the awkward ones are fun too.
Hey baby, are you a potato, cause I wanna stick you in a dark cabinet and forget about you for 6 months.
@Kurtroedeger Hey sweet thing...I've got some eggs and mayonnaise...you down to party?
@Kurtroedeger I can't stay away form potato cannibalism. 😂 😂 😂
@Kurtroedeger Ok, ok, ok...let me try again.
Hey baby, did someone dig you up from the ground? Because you look as delicious as my favorite starchy root vegetable.
Am I closer?
I'm crying over here thinking of all the ways this could go.
🤣