I personally will decide that McDonald's e. coli outbreak is directly tied to Trump's political stunt.

@PussyFootingAround Do they want paper towels?

@NorCalCherylLyn Aww. I'm sorry. I wish I had words that could help. ❤️

@corlin This made me go look at what they did, and actually the announcement that they won't endorse a candidate comes with an announcement that makes it look like the staff would not mind changing their headline to this one iota. Also, they snuck in that they were going to endorse Harris, which is funny.

"Martin Baron, who led the paper while Trump was president, said in a text message to The Post. 'History will mark a disturbing chapter of spinelessness at an institution famed for courage.'"

@Lavanilla Lol, thank you. I knew something was wrong and couldn't put my finger on it. I read fast and spell like shit.

Cool, I misspelled the field I have a bachelor's in and only now noticed. Glad it's just the sketch, lol.

@99reasons4truth Bunnicula!

The cops who treat kids like this all say, "My dad whooped me when I was disrespectful, and I turned out just fine."

https://wapo.st/4e3gbWr

@tyghebright Hyperfixating on cats? Yes. I also like to combine hyperfixating on art with hyperfixating on cats, best done when the cat becomes an art supply.

@sfleetucker Yes, I am also experimenting with new cats.

@ceorl Zen and the Art of Low Budget Home Defense.

@stueytheround Those are both very tempting options.

@CrypticMirror Oh, I can't be that one because I wouldn't be googling survival skills, I'll just grab the special forces survival guide I bought when I was planning a serial killer for that cool book I never wrote.

@stueytheround It was amazing! How did you get Beneficent Crumblybottom to show?

Blindfolded and surrounded by alligators.