@stueytheround Were you at that party in Edmond?

@Tacitus_Kilgore And guessing the card I just pulled, showing it to the camera, and talking about it like I really know what's in my hand. Then I never look at the cards and end it with the total assumption that I got every one right.

@Zevon Get out of my head. The other day I was reading on the floor and thought "If I took pics of spreads exactly like this, and my foot made it into the picture, some people might like it for the wrong reason", then I stopped and considered that as a strategy.

@redenigma I need to learn this and sing it around the neighborhood kids.

Fuck someone on Bluesky is doing topless tarot, how am I supposed to compete with that?

@Ulf Lol, I bought her a real dice bag a few years ago :). I love that your joke was also correct.

Check out my super fancy new business cards. Decided I didn't want to pull out my ratty old wallet for tarot tips, so I'm going with a Crown Royal bag and a business card holder. I decorated a portable chair. I'm a cardboard sign away from sitting in the park to offer readings.

@Vana Female? Lady Madeline Elspeth Sapphire Rose (that's a suggestion for one full name). Boy? Lord Alcron Mathew Smith. The third.

@TheNewsOwl I thought last autumn looked dreary, and the leaves aren't showing much color now.

@feloneouscat I remember when I was a kid and Oklahoma didn't have earthquakes. Doesn't seem fair, we already have tornadoes.

Ten bucks says when I see my brother in law, he asks me whether or not I'm concerned about rabbit safety.

@Pat_Walrond Ok, but can I grab a quick pic and then post it while I'm outside? 'Cause that shit will go viral, I might get ten whole likes out of it.

Oh, wait. I'm not "bad at promoting myself", I'm "underground".