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At one point on my drive home today, the thermometer hit 106Β°. But please, tell me again how climate change is made up because you did your own research.

Hey Cosonauts! Just wanted to let you know I'm not in any danger from the three wildfires burning along the Front Range here (Alexander Mountain, Stone Canyon, Quarry fires). Smoke is going to get bad if the wind starts blowing south/southeast though.

Me: plays Alice in Chains
Zoomer: OH I LOVE CLASSIC ROCK LIKE THIS AND NIRVANA AND SOUNDGARDEN
Me:

So much dunking on JD Vance today, and that's not even counting his possible couch-fucking tendencies.

One thing we know for sure is that it is unlikely JD Vance fucked a couch. To say JD Vance fucked a couch is most likely engagement bait and probably never happened. Because if JD Vance fucked a couch, you'd be able to find out about it on the internet. Like, everywhere on the internet.

I don't really consider myself a chef. I'm, at best, a pretty good cook. But sometimes I impress myself. I present: a porkchop with red chile, cheese, and topped with a fried egg, green beans, and finished with smoked black salt.

Imo, since Biden is now a lame duck with total immunity from criminal prosecution for official acts, he owes us the craziest stuff imaginable in the next four months.

Like, issue an executive order that makes every student loan borrower both the debtor and the creditor on their own loans. Nationalize all of Elon Musk's companies. Send a free t-shirt to every undocumented immigrants. Just the weirdest, funniest things he can manage.

I operate under the illusion that my purpose in this world is to tell stories.

The truth is that I exist only to move heavy things into and out of cars and up and down stairs, usually by myself, and usually for free.

Anyone else disappointed in the quality of their car's horn? I love my car but it's got such a gentle, apologetic beep that I feel lame when I'm leaning hard on it to indicate my displeasure with whatever asshole has earned my wrath.

I want the War Rig's horn from Fury Road. I want dudes to drop their phones and shit themselves when I set it off.

Mysteries and Suspense and Superheroes, featuring Champion by Ian Thomas Healy - the third exciting Mustang Sally book! books.bookfunnel.com/hellosumm

I promised I'd post a pic. Congrats to PWHL Minnesota for being the first ever league champions. I don't buy lots of hockey merch, but I'm proud to have this sick hat.

So this is completely terrible. Why any white person would think this is a good way to make a buck is beyond me. I hope this ruins him in every aspect of his life: socially, financially, professionally. npr.org/2024/06/07/nx-s1-49849

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