I love having semiliterate randos hockeysplaining to me. PLEASE MISTER WON'T YOU TELL ME HOW GOALTENDER INTERFERENCE WORKS

OK Y'ALL I HAVE MUSICAL HOT TAKES
Red Hot Chili Peppers = Gen X Beach Boys
Alice in Chains = Nothing But Heroin
Goo Goo Dolls = See Matchbox 20
Matchbox 20 = See Goo Goo Dolls
Boston = Only Two Songs
AC/DC = Only Two Songs and One Has A Bagpipe
Rage Against the Machine = This Guy Needs A Hug
Pearl Jam = Six Talented Musicians and Also A Guy Who Howls Lyrics
LCD Soundsystem = This Guy Pronounces Silent "E"s

It took George Miller to get me back into a theater for only the second time since covid. Furiosa. Here we go...

Enjoy this cozy fantasy YA romance from author Ian Thomas Healy! Bon appetit! https://books.bookfunnel.com/cozyfantasypromo/8wpjp9hlw7

Visitor: *looks around* Wow, you must really like books.
Me: No, I just really hate trees.

Dear health care provider: at least the sandwich delivery company gives me a coupon for a few dollars off when I fill out their survey. Sincerely me, deleting your survey undone

Have a steampunk spring with The Oilman's Daughter by Ian Thomas Healy and Allison Dickson! https://books.bookfunnel.com/sci-fi-fantasy-sales-mid-may/5vp1o9k7y9 #cosobooks

So, #Denver folks, my wife is selling her custom-made jewelry at the Artisans Market in Northfield today. Get yourself a Mother's Day gift or get one for someone else! I'm just the booth bunny, so I won't have any books on sale, but you can stop by and say hi anyway! https://www.denver.org/event/colorado-artisan-markets/113802/

Check out this collection of Just Cause Universe short stories! - https://books.bookfunnel.com/magicandmayhem2024/6lxral18kw

In honor of #starwarsDay, I'm pleased to share this article with you. It is hysterical, and you will never watch the end of SW:ANH the same way ever again. https://goodmenproject.com/arts/luke-and-leia-had-sex/

Represent. #starwarsDay

I've created a monster.

Extinction Event is my newest release, but these two books detail the events leading up to it: Deep Six and Posse, by Ian Thomas Healy. Get them here: https://books.bookfunnel.com/maysff002b/2f88num084

Is a new cover on a older book like regifting? Because if so, this is the gift that keeps on giving...

No, Ian, 4/31 is not a date.

Breakfast of champions: stir fried spicy ramen with deli turkey, frozen veg, and fried eggs. No, I'm not hungover.

Free ebooks for KU (Kindle Unlimited) subscribers, including my brand new cozy fantasy romance Roast Wyvern (and Other Recipes)! https://books.bookfunnel.com/compellingreads4ku/5qun289xs1

What's your weirdest claim to fame?

I appeared in the background in the first ten minutes of a terrible movie called Monster Force Zero and never knew it until a friend sent me a clip years later and asked "Hey, is this you?!?!" I looked and sure enough, there I am in the background, trying to sell my books at a comic con.

Ah, spring. The grass is turning green. The birds are singing. The tuna tree beside my house is in full, fragrant bloom.

Meet WyldWing! Ian Thomas Healy presents Hero Academy by Author Adrienne Dellwo. Get the ebook edition for only 99 cents! https://books.bookfunnel.com/99centyabooks/6p25aqz7bv