Just tried the cup o noodles breakfast ramen (artificial maple syrup, sausage bits, eggy bits). I'm, uh, not very enthusiastic about it.

Me: I'm going to go to the gym, eat a healthy dinner, and then write!

Also me, after the gym: I'm going to eat an entire block of cheese and congeal on this here recliner to watch YouTubes.

Here I am all set up at the Cherokee Trail High School Craft Fair. If you are a cougar, come find me. I am a valuable resource, with books for sale! I'm in the Upper Commons, booth UC-104, just to the left of the upper level main entrance. https://www.cherokeetrailhsptco.com/
#cosobooks

Fuck, I hope they get away with it. Good for them! https://gizmodo.com/security-firm-at-center-of-30-million-easter-heist-was-1851389030

Your attention please. I, well known for being mechanically inept, have successfully reset the service interval on my car by myself, without help, and without causing any collateral damage. That is all.

My vendor: OMG BOO UR PASSWORD EXPIRED😍😢🙏
Me: *types in same password*
My vendor: OMG THANK YOU UR TOTALLY SECURE NOW♥️♥️♥️

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Check out this new, delicious cozy fantasy from Ian Thomas Healy: Roast Wyvern (and Other Recipes)! https://books.bookfunnel.com/fairytale-myth-creatures/b33qzqvahv #cosobooks #opencarrybooks

My boss just got trapped in a Reply-All Apocalypse, fueled by several accounts that have automatic responses built in.

I mean, it's Idaho. Is anybody shocked by this? https://www.npr.org/2024/03/26/1240984043/police-investigating-racial-harassment-of-ncaa-womens-basketball-team-in-idaho

My wife slid my car through an intersection last night during the storm and t-boned another car. Minor damage to my car, major damage to the other. Nobody hurt, no airbag deployment. I'm keeping my temper because I know I'm a better driver than she is but the weather and roads were shitty, so it may not have been avoidable, whomever was driving.

I'm all set up at Minicon! Come say hello and get a signed book or three! While you're here, be sure to check out the Mystic Eye Artisans booth and get some custom jewelry from my wife! At Bison Ridge Rec Center in Commerce City, CO from 10a-4p today only. It's free!

Get this exciting novel about a werewolf superhero and the vampire hunting her. Rooftops, by Ian Thomas Healy. https://books.bookfunnel.com/vampire-fiction-sale/24mhgp4zom

NEW RELEASE ALERT! Extinction Event, the long-awaited next book in the Just Cause Universe series, is now available! This tale of a war for the very survival of life on Earth features superheroes from throughout the JCU series, including fan favorites Mustang Sally, Sentinel, and La Capitana. It's a thrilling, standalone tale all readers can enjoy!
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CXYXT18S

Ok, #cosonauts! Extinction Event is processing to be on sale (it's already on Smashwords and will populate to Amazon and other entities overnight). Print edition is uploaded and I'm just awaiting my proof before it goes on sale. I'll send out a newsletter to my fan base tomorrow but you guys are among the first to know, because you're a wonderfully supportive group of weirdos like me!

Look at this gorgeous wraparound cover!

Any #colorado Cosonauts who are interested, I will be at the Commerce City Minicon on Saturday. If you want to pick up a signed book or two, that's a great chance to do so. #cosobooks #opencarrybooks https://www.c3gov.com/living-in/community-events/mini-con

Detente. #catsofcoso

How we're doing St. Patrick's Day in this household: homemade Doritos, corned beef, egg, and Brussels sprouts hash!

I actually am half Irish.

The important half.

A reviewer just favorably compared my new release Roast Wyvern (and Other Recipes) to The Princess Bride.

I'm a little verklempt now. Please talk amongst yourselves.