Stonekettle
If you want a better nation, be a better citizen
Joined Sep 2018
Stonekettle
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@Leefford I still prefer when 100s of folks decided to be @Stonekettle’s bastards on Twitter. That was fun.
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Stonekettle
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Are you noticing glitches, errors, or slowness? It's 100% due to our sudden, utterly inexplicable rise in popularity. We have no idea why. It is a mystery, wrapped in a riddle, ensconced in an enigma, mired in a malevolent billionaire's hubris. #CoSoTips
Really laggy here today.
Must be a lot of new folks.
Since the guy running Twitter is talking about the voice of the people being the voice of God and all, seems like it might a good time to remind America of this:
Trump: 62,984,828
Clinton: 65,858,514
Last time Republicans were in charge you couldn't buy toilet paper, there were so many dead we had to use reefer trucks as morgues, unemployment was double digits, businesses were failing in record numbers, and Trump was on Twitter telling you to put light bulbs up your ass.
Last time the GOP was in charge, you had to stand in line to buy toilet paper, like you were in the old Soviet Union.
Okay, here's the GOP plan:
Step 1: Investigate Hunter Biden (also perhaps Hillary Clinton just because)
Step 2: Give billionaires more money.
Step 3: Something something Litter Boxes, Critical Race Theory, and Drag Queens Oh No! Rage! Rage!
Step 4: Free Turkey for everyone! (some restrictions apply, limited time only, not available in all areas, some hidden fees, proof of citizenship required)
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Later: Christmas Fruitcakes now $1200
Sarah Palin lost.
I'm sure she's relieved. It'll certainly save her the effort of quitting later.
BREAKING NEWS: Twitter made the verification badge gray!
I repeat: the verification badge is now gray!
This is the most huge biggest improvement in the platform since that one time Jack decided to make the Like button into a heart.
Blood Moon at totality from the Florida Panhandle.
Cool, right?
Yeah. Now, quit screwing around on social media and go vote, America. You want a better nation? Be a better citizen. You can bark at the moon later.
If you haven't voted yet, tomorrow is the day.
Download the ballot, review the choices, the candidates, and the initiatives. Make a plan for getting to the polls. Encourage others to do the same and help them if they need it.
You want a better nation? Be a better citizen.
Okay, everybody relax. I'm here.
I have an idea about how to end all the protests.
Maybe police could stop killing black people? Pretty fucking radical, I know. Think about it though okay?
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Stonekettle
If you want a better nation, be a better citizen
Joined Sep 2018