BREAKING NEWS: Twitter made the verification badge gray!
I repeat: the verification badge is now gray!
This is the most huge biggest improvement in the platform since that one time Jack decided to make the Like button into a heart.
@Stonekettle Gray? Are they just gonna make it a mourning dove?
@Stonekettle Bwaaahahahaaa
@Stonekettle he’s taking the fun out of everything and making it all drab
@Stonekettle That's just...sad.
@Stonekettle Double secret probation vibe there.
@Stonekettle
I have gray hair, does that count? ;)
@Stonekettle I am so relieved you are over here.
@Stonekettle pretty on brand for that burgeoning right wing hellscape to be a monotone gray void
@Stonekettle Capital. Pack it up, boys! We're heading back!