🤬MotherTurducken🦃🦆🐓
Adventures in #parenting. Migraine & chronic pain warrior. Lover of #birbs. Aghast onlooker of the daily global horror show. #Feminist. Occasional #politics.
Joined Apr 2022
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Just a reminder, voting is confidential. Your spouse will never know who you actually vote for. You know what you have to do.
#I_Understand_The_Assignment
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The only problem I have with autumn is it somehow lasts only 5 days.
June, July & August last a decade, October is 5 minutes long.
Perception is everything. 😁
Whew, is it hot in here? Or is it just Jasmine Crockett, my political woman crush?
Kiddo’s #pirate costume came today. And now it’s going to be talk and dress like a pirate every day until #halloween and very likely beyond.
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“WOMEN ARE POORER THAN THEY WERE FOUR YEARS AGO, ARE LESS HEALTHY THAN THEY WERE FOUR YEARS AGO… AND ARE LESS OPTIMISTIC AND CONFIDENT IN THE FUTURE THAN THEY WERE FOUR YEARS AGO!”
Yeah, because no one was worried about COVID because we were injecting bleach and sticking light into our bodies rather than wearing masks.
And don’t even get me started on abortion.
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Sacrificed on the alter of Baal for the sake of guns.
What a difference a “fancy” mask makes. Now all of a sudden it’s compliments instead of stupid questions. 🙄
People are weird.
#healthcareworkers
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Out-of-Context Quote of the Week goes to my daughter:
5 y.o. @ school pickup: "oh, that's Mrs. X. She protects us from the poisons."
Wtf does that even mean, lol
It haunts me.
Totally normal work conversation:
Me: “Hey… you know your pants are totally covered in blood right?”
ICU Nurse: “Oh! No. Wow, okay… thanks, gotta go find some blue scrubs.”
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Hubby and I decided to revive our Thursday movie nights. We took over an hour to choose, overwhelmed with choices from several streaming platforms. Chose a real turd of a movie. And that’s an hour and 30 minutes we will always regret and judge ourselves for.
Frankly she’s less anxious about the “devils.” She’s more anxious that she didn’t know what the heck this kid was talking about because we don’t teach her about Hell. Because, again, Hindu.
We celebrate most holidays as secularly s as possible.
She loves Halloween and ain’t scared.
Oh ffs. A kid at school is telling my anxious kid that a devil is going to grab and kill her on Halloween. (This particular kid is disallowed to participate in all Halloween related activities due to religion.)
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PSA: If you get Covid and are prescribed Paxlovid, (excuse the shouting here)
1. FUCKING PUSH FLUIDS!!!!! It can affect kidney function.
2. Don't take it if you are HIV+, have kidney or liver problems, or are pregnant, nursing, or planning to do either.
3. Take EXACTLY AS DIRECTED. Overdoses can lead to serious problems -- or death.
4. Be aware of a potential anaphylactic reaction.
5. Check the EXTENSIVE list of drugs with negative interactions.
Got a big ol’ gravity water filter because, ya know, preparedness. So I assembled that rig today. Feeling handy and accomplished. 💪
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Wawa should have Wa, WaWa, WaWaWa, and WaWaWaWa for small, medium, large, and XL beverage names. #WednesdayThoughts
Reading before school helps with the #anxiety and nervous tummy. She also ate more breakfast today than she has in the last several school days. You won’t catch me banning books from the breakfast table if it means she feels less stressed.
🤬MotherTurducken🦃🦆🐓
Adventures in #parenting. Migraine & chronic pain warrior. Lover of #birbs. Aghast onlooker of the daily global horror show. #Feminist. Occasional #politics.
Joined Apr 2022