🤬MotherTurducken🦃🦆🐓
Adventures in #parenting. Migraine & chronic pain warrior. Lover of #birbs. Aghast onlooker of the daily global horror show. #Feminist. Occasional #politics.
Joined Apr 2022
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Major Conservative Poll Cited by Media Secretly Worked With Trump Team
Leaked emails reveal the truth about #Rasmussen Reports—and the way the Trump campaign is breaking election law.
https://newrepublic.com/post/186444/conservative-poll-rasmussen-secretly-worked-trump-team
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Remember my images will ALWAYS be free to download by ALL #CounterSocial users, but if you feel the urge to pay it forward you could always #GoPro or make a one time donation to https://donorbox.org/countersocial.
Thank you all #CosoFamily!!
Kiddo has taken to stuffing a book under her pillow at night, thinking I don’t notice… like a good little #bookdragon. 📖🐉
#parenting
He says he has never been told it’s too salty. “Okay well is it too sweet? How much added sugar?”
Ma’am, all of it is added sugar. I muscled my way up next to her and I bought two $12 bags as tall as my 6 yo.
Took the fam apple picking at the local fruit farm. Afterward we went over to their market for a giant bag of kettle corn. Listened to the squad of over-dressed-just-there-to-add-to-their-insta-story twenty somethings interrogate the kettle corn man about “yeah but is it GOOD kettle corn?” Obviously he says yes, “yeah but is it like, too salty? Some kettle corn from these places is too salty.”
Currently side-eyeing my tote of fall/winter clothes and my closet/dresser.
Like my heart is ready to commit to this effort but the lingering warm weather is my nemesis.
Not going to lie, I’m pleased as punch that none of this pregnancy will be taking place in the summer months.
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A new Supreme Court reform bill is gaining traction
Sen. Ron Wyden’s bill is proposing:
6 additional justices over 12 years
New ethics requirements... (more)
After 3+ years of “#infertility,” 4 rounds of IUI, and prepping to start IVF treatment (literally tomorrow) I am just stunned. And thrilled. And emotional. (And scared.) And miraculous. And a little tiny bit pukey.
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@MotherDucker *Not* COVID.😄 Congratulations!
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MASSIVE news that we all missed:
Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu has announced that he will NOT engage in any cease fire talks for the next 45 days.
In other words, until just AFTER the US election.
After Trump and Netanyahu had an ILLEGAL SUMMIT last month,
Do the math.
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"I don't want to hear about politics. I'm not political." "I don't know about Harris. I may not vote."
Fuck off. Block me. You're privileged. I'm not letting absolute dickery take me down with you and no, this isn't getting a hashtag. Time to let the waffling trash take itself out.
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alien: I'll rule you all with an iron fist
me: our leaders already do that
alien: then I'll strip your planet of its resources
me: you're not gonna believe this
alien: how about if I slowly rob everyone of individuality?
me: you might wanna sit down
Alien: we'll kidnap your leaders...
Me: tries to hi five an alien
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sheriff Zuchowski has been removed from election security team in Ohio after his attempt to collect addresses with Harris signs.
A lunch without Kalamata olives and a whole golden pepperoncini is just unsatisfying.
🤬MotherTurducken🦃🦆🐓
Adventures in #parenting. Migraine & chronic pain warrior. Lover of #birbs. Aghast onlooker of the daily global horror show. #Feminist. Occasional #politics.
Joined Apr 2022