In high school were you in:

My setup is still cute AF.
#bloodcancerawareness

Kicked off my annual blood cancer🩸🎗️fundraiser today at work. It’s different. It’s a smaller hospital so I am trying to reset my expectations on how many of my handmade hospital humor badge clips and waterproof stickers I will sell, compared to the sales I had when working at main campus. Do I think I can raise what I did last year? Nah. But I still hope. Blood cancer is fucking evil and if I can say I ever did one good thing for others outside my family, it’ll be this.

#TFW you are talking smack but the person you’re talking to is unknowingly broadcasting on vocera to the whole unit. 😳🫢
Also, I said what I said and none of it was inaccurate.

#healthcareworkers #IYKYK

I can’t and I mean absolutely can-freaking-not stand every influencer video everywhere in which someone with acrylic nails taps (in a way they must think is cute or alluring) on the product they are pedaling.

Also, ya know, just influencers in general.

And she filled it during the same freaking appointment! Unheard of in my last 6+ years of dental encounters.

Hygienist says, something to the effect of, “are you kidding me? Despite being crooked your gums and teeth are pretty healthy, as long as you keep up with two annual cleanings.” Dentist comes in. She says “I’m only seeing just one cavity.”

Now isn’t that some 💩?

Here’s some news to support my conspiracy theory that big #dental corporations are pulling some shady shit.

Second visit to my new dental provider for prophylactic cleaning and exam. I explained to the hygienist that my last dental office said I needed a deep cleaning before the dentist could tend to a few cavities (They claimed there were 3). And that deep cleaning was over $650 out of pocket with my #insurance.

Summer power outages are the actual worst. Power company sent crews out for tree maintenance. They fudged up and dropped a limb on the lines. Kiddo and I having floor picnic dinner by the fading light of the living room window. Looks like it’s going to storm any minute. 😒