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Kiddo has locked in her Halloween costume choice. She wants to be a doctor. Got her scrubs all picked out.

She wants me to dress up with her (because I always do.) She said, “you can be the typing lady who tells people what to do and where to go.”

So I guess I’ll pick out my finest work uniform for the big night… 🫠

I feel like my uterus is exploding in slow motion. The pain is like any moment now my midsection will explode 💥 in a big bang of viscera encircling my body like the bloody rings of a heavenly body. Except there’s nothing heavenly happening to this body. 🩸

I’m about to see my spaghetti dinner all over again. 🤮

you haven’t done your laundry in a minute and you’re scraping the back of the drawer for scrubs.

Please be safe, I caught the 'rona (I am about over it). You don't want it.

Woke up with a throbbing head and rolling stomach. I’m giving my Cefaly 20 minutes to turn things around before I’m taking my 🛟 💊 💊
Happy Monday to me 🙄

Oh! I see I missed wishing you a happy birthday! 🎂 Happy belated Birthday, @LnzyHou you are one of the most empathetic souls around and I am grateful you are here.

The cutoff denim shorts, in which the pockets are sticking out from the cut off area are a bridge too far.
& probably.

Apparently, MY fucked up neck is so visually upsetting to you that you feel that it is the first thing that needs to be addressed three seconds after I clock in. GTFO of my face.

@Alfred could you explain the lyric, “I can’t feel my face when I’m with you, but I love it?”

Is there a word (actual or fabricated) to describe the feeling you get after reading a good book? You know the feeling: you don’t want to let it go but know you must and you want to tell it you won’t find another as good as it, but you’ve already started searching for something to fill the void it left in your soul. No book will ever be as good but you will die trying to find one. And then you do find one that is, it may even be the best ever, and the whole thing starts over again.

My migraine doodad is becoming one of my most favorite inventions. But I feel like i wouldn’t be at liberty to just slap it on at work should the need arise. I feel like there would be questions in excess.

So I missed the whole Last Supper thing and I can’t find a single YouTube video in my searches that is just the footage and not some news org slamming it or reporting on other news orgs slamming it.

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