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Adventures in #parenting. Migraine & chronic pain warrior. Lover of #birbs. Aghast onlooker of the daily global horror show. #Feminist. Occasional #politics.
Joined Apr 2022
Interesting story 🎁:
https://wapo.st/4bY4GOM
Do you think minors should be allowed to fly unaccompanied?
Kiddo is listening to ballet 🩰 music in her room while she plays. Hubs is doing the whole WFH 🧑💻 thing in his office.
And me? I’m laying in bed testing out the “prevention” mode on my new migraine device that my doctor suggested. Honestly even if it does fuck all for the migraines, it’s a glorious head massage and I’m keeping it. 💆♀️
Good morning, #Cosonauts. Wishing you the very best that Tuesday has to offer you!
I’ll talk politics, but this is hilarious.
https://youtube.com/shorts/xYhEzbtdOvE?si=1Zva5OMs6NoA76Pu
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If one more mediocre white man makes a joke about a woman president being too emotional, I fear I’ll be featured on Dateline.
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Taught 6yr old to loom knit today. She took to it quite well. Looks like all the cousins will be getting handmade scarves and hats this Christmas.
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You know, there's nothing to stop Biden pacing around the corridors of the White House in a pair of odd crocs and an over-sized Taylor Swift t-shirt punching himself in the head and periodically shouting 'I AM THE LAW' while carrying out 'official acts' that fall under his new presidential 'immunity' as handed down to him by SCOTUS.
He could really fuck some shit up, if he felt like it.
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This is the time for him to make any bold moves. And I can think of a few. Let's start with SCOTUS.
I’m tapping out for today. Back to reading the sexy dragon epic sequel. #escapism #selfcare #cosobookclub #opencarrybooks
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@Anouk like the democrats would buy his act. What a moron.
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On behalf of the US to the rest of the coso world,
Please forgive us, we are experiencing technical difficulties. Technically, it’s difficult.
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“There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen.”
Well I hope we’re saving some democracy saving official acts for some of the last acts as POTUS. 😏 A girl can dream.
As news was breaking our unit quickly devolved into the uncivil discourse that was fully intended in the ousting of the president from the race. It end with me, the black unit secretary and the Muslim nursing assistant saying, hey we don’t feel comfortable and this is getting inappropriate.
It was a microcosm, I am sure, of workplaces, homes, and gathering places all throughout the country right now.
I’m clocking out. And the migraine I shook an hour ago?
It’s back.
Well fuck.
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Please tell me someone hacked Biden's page. 7/21 he isn't going to run but will serve remainder of his term? He needs to hand torch to Kamala.
🤬MotherTurducken🦃🦆🐓
Adventures in #parenting. Migraine & chronic pain warrior. Lover of #birbs. Aghast onlooker of the daily global horror show. #Feminist. Occasional #politics.
Joined Apr 2022