People who make the argument the Dems are going too far left start with the assumption we began on an even playing field...

SECURITY - IT'S IN THE COMPACT OF CARE

#pups4peace

Ken-Dogger: Morning Fluffer, you’re looking secure this morning…
Fluffer: I AM Bro…nice and snug and secure
KD: Wow, a comforting thought…
F: I haven’t been on Earth for a long time, but this security thing seems important…
KD: It is, people want to know they can be secure in their surroundings, free of excess fear…
F: Well, I give you love, you give me security, I’ll take that compact.
KD: It’s yours for the taking…It’s what caring folks do

Later Peeps,

Going to head over to Dixie Red Hills later this AM and see if I can't get on the course as a Single.

Another story for my book, My Life as a Golf Bitch

Peace Love Dove GOLF Peeps

10 TIMES AROUND...Sheesh, who does this? Oh, sorry, it's the Brits

Careers

HEDGEROW TRIMMER: Ecologists found that England has so many hedgerows that if they were lined up, they would stretch around the globe 10 times. Here we were making fun of a country for weird breakfasts when we could have been clowning on them for having so many fancy little bushes (which are actually very beneficial for wildlife and the environment).

S: Morning Brew

HIDING DEBT

ON this date in 1985 - U.S. President Ronald Reagan's defense budget called for a tripling of the expenditure on the "Star Wars" research program.

When Senators Bun Man and Mr. Purple heard this, Bun turned to Purple and said, "Do you think there's a connection between Ronnie being an actor and this Star Wars bullshit?"

Purple replied "Well, he's fooled a lot of people into believing he was a good President, just look at how he hid the debt he was building up."

ON this date in 1996 - Rob Pilatus, formerly of Milli-Vanilli, was hospitalized when he was hit over the head with a baseball bat in Hollywood.

Pilatus was attempting to steal a car.

The owner was the person who hit him.

Bun Man said "Geez, the dude couldn't even get a car-jacking right."

Purple said "He should have had a 'stand-in.'"

ON this date in 1999 - Gary Coleman was sentenced to a $400 fine, a suspended 90-day jail sentence, and ordered to attend 52 anger-management classes.

The sentence stemmed from Coleman assaulting Bun Man and Mr. Purple, autograph seekers, on July 30, 1998.

The Boyz had thought they were safe due to being similar size to Coleman, but they think when Mr. P said 'yo momma' to Gary, he just went a little off...

In the press conference back in DE, Bun told the News Journal cub reporter "In this debate, I was reminded of my wild days as a youth and I felt that any time I could help a stripper control costs by not taxing her pole, well that was a good thing...

it just made economic sense."

The BOYZ, always ahead of their time...Now, if we could just figure out when their time is.

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ON this date in 1964 - The Administrator of General Services announced that the 24th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution had been ratified.

The amendment banned the poll tax.

Senators Bun Man and Mr. Purple wholeheartedly supported the measure.

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Bun Man, while crossing over the room to accept the parchment, said "One small step for man, one giant leap for the USA..."

Neil Armstrong would later paraphrase this to chronicle his walk as well...

Copycats, they're all copycats...

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COPYCATS

ON this date in 1783 - Britain declared a formal cessation of hostilities with its former colonies, the United States of America.

US Ambassadors Bun Man and Mr. Purple were on hand when the Treaty of Paris was signed.

While hostilities on the battlefield ended in 1781, it took two more years for the Brits to get around to realizing the war was lost.

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WHEN WE USED TO, EVEN IN OUR SLEEP, TALK IN COMPLETE SENTENCES.

I finally figured out what we're missing in all this MAGA chest-pumping and fist-thumping...

America, come on...All this posturing and gesturing, could we at least be cool about it and develop MAORI Tribal Warrior Dances for the spectacle?

Perhaps, if they danced better, they might be more palatable?

NAW, WHO THE F$CK AM I KIDDING?

I just gotta tell ya, I love the stark beauty of this single balloon gliding in front of the Pine Valley Mountain Range.

This from Last year, but this Balloon Fest will continue today in SW Utah...

WE COULD FIND A FIX, IF A FIX WAS WHAT WE WERE SEEKING...

(Don't you hope he gets a chance to meet Travis Kelce in person someday?)

Whether Swift endorses Biden or not, she has performed a great service, simply by impelling the worst people in America to show who they really are -- and how their uncontrollable hatred poisons everyday life in this nation. Let's not forget.

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https://www.arcamax.com/politics/fromtheleft/joeconason/s-3096112

NEVER FORGET...Since when Newt came on the scene, they've told us who they are; we haven't taken them at their word.

What thugs like Watters are telling Swift is that she will be punished for disputing their authoritarian and misogynist ideology. Her adversaries have not only viciously insulted her but circulated AI-faked explicit nudes. Naturally, Watters seized on the faked photos as another opportunity to mock and shame a female body.

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Morning Peeps,

I would have said hi 30 seconds again, but NOOOOO...

The Big Bear, J Man, has to perform one of those twitchy deals where the screen blanks and you lose your stuff.

Well, here's to lost stuff.