RANDOM THOUGHT

I do #pups4peace

If I did CATS...

Would it be

#cats4chaos

??

Inquiring minds want to know

Bun and P left the interrogation room to report their progress to the Capt. and the Capt. said "Hey, Rod's been impersonating a rock star for over 20 years now, so getting reality from him, isn't very likely."

Bun cracked up...Bun returned to the interrogation room and informed Stewart that they would keep the case open, but no arrests were made.

Sadly, Rod Stewart continued to evolve into a Singer of Standards...

Who would've thought?

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ON this date in 1982 - Rod Stewart was mugged in Los Angeles in broad daylight.

He was not hurt.

Rod reported the incident to LAPD and crack detectives Bun Man and Mr. Purple were assigned to the case.

They interrogated Rod for 5 hours, but Rod didn't crack under pressure, nor did he reveal the name of his attackers.

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Given my #pups4peace movement, I'm starting to think the trouble with America is...

WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH PUPPY PETTING STATIONS!

Sending ANNIVERSAY LOVE to my parents, both gone now, but they did make it to 77 years of marriage.

WHAT WAS I SAYING ABOUT INTUITION EARLIER?

#pups4peace

Ken-Dogger: Morning Bling and Ling, you guys fighting?
Ling: Dude, we’re just playing…
Bling: Yes and women only love you when you’re playing…
KD: We need more playing now…
L: We’re trying, but could you talk with Bling, she keeps wanting to lie on her back.
KD: Not sure you’re ready for that lesson Ling.
B: I’ll know when he’s ready…
KD: Ah yes, the Ladies usually DO know before we do.

Morning Peeps,

Note to the Posse @Mandypar @Jennifelroy @sazemisery @Sheree

I thought you all said you were intuitive.

I've been up for about a half hour playing games on the computer and none of you acknowledged it.

Sheesh...Some of you are slippin'

@sazemisery , I already know you've slipped into darkness.

As the weather warms, these insects are going to rise up across the South and the Midwest. That means millions of people are living in areas that experienced the path of totality for the eclipse and will experience the path of totality for the cicadas. You win some, you lose some.

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Morning Brew's Opening today

Good morning. And so it begins: Cicadas are emerging in South Carolina. In Newberry County, their mating calls have gotten so noisy that residents are calling the sheriff’s office wondering why they’re hearing a roar or sirens.

Remember, cicadas are loud—like, as loud as a jet engine. And this year, the US is getting a double whammy, with Brood XIX and Brood XIII emerging together for the first time since 1803.

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The Species

SWINGUS VOTERUS

We know not what we do

Minhowkin WOD

pep·per

[ˈpepər]

verb

peppering (present participle)
sprinkle or season (food) with pepper:
"I salted and peppered the beef before I browned it"

(be peppered with)
cover or fill with a liberal amount of scattered items:
"the script is peppered with four-letter words"
haunts he swears he'll pepper me"

ON COSO, WE DO PEPPERING, WE JUST DO IT WITH JOY. YOU COULD SAY WE'RE JOYFUL PEPPERS.

#minhowlkinmoments

ON this date in 1792 - The guillotine was first used to execute highwayman Nicolas J. Pelletier.

Bun Man and Mr. Purple fell thru a Time Portal into a mob yelling "Off w/ his head; Off w/ his head..."

When the blade fell and the Boyz saw Nic's head bobble down the platform, they turned and looked for the next portal.

Bun turned to P and said "Be careful w/ what you ask for..."

ON this date in 1590 - The Sultan of Morocco launched his successful attack to capture Timbuktu.

Part of the Sultan's loyal horde, Bun Man and Mr. Purple (whose first name is Tim...) were ferocious in the attack gaining the honors for the day for most killed.

As honors go, the Boyz shared in the spoils of victory.

They went into town for the feminine spoils and well, Bun Man bucked one and Timbuktu...

Maybe I missed it...

Where are those examples again?

Where cutting corporate taxes
led to economic growth?

Now, that's what I'm talkin' 'bout...

What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?

Scottish Terrier pups for ya today...

#pups4peace

HOLDIN', CARIN' AND LOVIN'

#pupspeace

Ken-Dogger: Guys, what are you doing? You've got a nice bed over there
Chet: Dude, we gotta look out for each other
KD: Why's that...
C: Yesterday, there were 5 of us, today 3...Tomorrow, I don't know
KD: But people come here, take you home and give you a great home with love
C: But I lose my family...
KD: Dude, most of the time, we're just pawns...
C: So I'm lovin' and holdin' on to my peeps

Morning Peeps,

Keep an Eye on Where You're Headed

Historybook: Workers break ground on Suez Canal (1859); The US declares war on Spain to begin Spanish-American War (1898); Jazz singer Ella Fitzgerald born (1917); HBD Al Pacino (1940); HBD Renée Zellweger (1969).

"It isn't where you came from; it's where you're going that counts."

- Ella Fitzgerald

So, we're in Vegas with time to burn so the Mikster always chooses IKEA for browsing fun and Os&Es, so I get to go to Zen Leaf, one of the local dispensaries.

It's a natural trade-off. IKEA gets her high, you get the drift.

Well, don't ya know, I get a discount of over $100 on product today.

I gotta tell ya, no drug dealer I ever had gave me a discount.

Bringing the MIL back home to St George

I swear there's a department in IKEA, a most well-respected department, where the Employee of the month gets to come up with make-believe Swedish names just to screw with Americans.