Sending ANNIVERSAY LOVE to my parents, both gone now, but they did make it to 77 years of marriage.

WHAT WAS I SAYING ABOUT INTUITION EARLIER?

Ken-Dogger: Morning Bling and Ling, you guys fighting?
Ling: Dude, we’re just playing…
Bling: Yes and women only love you when you’re playing…
KD: We need more playing now…
L: We’re trying, but could you talk with Bling, she keeps wanting to lie on her back.
KD: Not sure you’re ready for that lesson Ling.
B: I’ll know when he’s ready…
KD: Ah yes, the Ladies usually DO know before we do.

Now, that's what I'm talkin' 'bout...

What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?

Scottish Terrier pups for ya today...

HOLDIN', CARIN' AND LOVIN'

Ken-Dogger: Guys, what are you doing? You've got a nice bed over there
Chet: Dude, we gotta look out for each other
KD: Why's that...
C: Yesterday, there were 5 of us, today 3...Tomorrow, I don't know
KD: But people come here, take you home and give you a great home with love
C: But I lose my family...
KD: Dude, most of the time, we're just pawns...
C: So I'm lovin' and holdin' on to my peeps

I swear there's a department in IKEA, a most well-respected department, where the Employee of the month gets to come up with make-believe Swedish names just to screw with Americans.

ALTERING THE VIEW

Ken-Dogger: Hey guys, what ya doing?
Rex: We're doing some experimenting...
KD: Experimenting, tell me more...
Tex: Well, we were discussing perspective last evening around the fire
R: Yea, we thought what would cause one's perspective to change?
T: And we found that when you alter your view, your perspective changes...
KD: Damn, I believe you're on to something...
T&R: We think so...

WHY YOU GUYS HOLD YOUR THINGS?

Oh....I get it, worried about being inept there too.

SCROTUS KEEPS HANGIN' BACK

Ken-Dogger: Wonder where the guys are this morning?
Flotus: Shh, he hasn't seen us
Scotus: Wow, we are prepped for the stealth attack
Potus: Yep, gonna be epic, Scrotus get up here
Scrotus: I want no part of this
Flotus: Okay, I'll distract KD while you two go for the cookies...
Scotus: If we get into a legal matter, I got you covered
Potus: I'll simply deny it
Scrotus: You see why I'm hangin' back...

Ken-Dogger: Morning Rona, you howling this morning?
Rona: I am Bro, not happy…
KD: What gives Rona? You’re usually quite the spirit in the AM.
R: Bro, it’s my name, this Corona stuff goin’ ‘round, and some peeps just call it the RONA. It ain’t right Bro.
KD: Lot of things ain’t right right now, what would you have me do?
R: Tell ‘em to stop, it’s hurtful.
KD: We’ve got bigger fish to fry right now Rona, how ‘bout we deal with that first.
R: They got to you didn’t they?

Morn,

Ken-Dogger: Morning Clarice
Clarice: Hey Bro…These deals are going sour
KD: What deals?
C: Well, Foxconn now…Come in like gangbusters and leave like wimps.
KD: Project has been scaled back to 10% of proposal.
C: But the Locals did all this improvement costing millions.
KD: Most pols are still MALE, so it’s always about the launch, never about the sustainment.
C: Which leaves We Peeps to deal with the aftermath.
KD: Same pols keep getting elected, again, herald the launch.

TRENDLINES

Morning,

Ken-Dogger: Hey Roscoe, some baseball last night huh?
Roscoe: Eh, I was struck by something different.
KD: Okay, I’m waiting…what?
R: Well, they were talking about low batting averages, and then the dude said, we’re 16 games in…To a 162-game season.
KD: Yes, about a 10th in…
R: And peeps are already screaming about teams or players underwhelming.
KD: Peeps always look for trends
R: Peeps need to extend their trendlines…We’re making mountains out of molehills.

After the 2019 Sri Lanka Bombing...

Ken-Dogger: Hey Sal, you're looking a little freaked this morning.
Sal: Well KD, yesterday was a scary day..
KD: Oh, you mean with all the bombings in Sri Lanka?
S: Yes Dude, just sad how much people seek to destroy...
KD: Well, when you have leaders stoking fears and falsehoods, you're gonna get destruction...
S: And further away from a path forward.
KD: Right you are Sal, right you are...

Morning Peeps,

Got a 0720 teetime this morning so not much from me today...

Celebrate EARTH DAY today...

Hey @Mandypar

While the world turns and burns, we continue the charade of life as normal...

BURNIN' DOWN THE HOUSE!

SIGNIFICANT GEOLOGICAL FIND...

GOP cave drawings (RECENTLY UPDATED)

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TROUBLE SPAWN

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