DREAM WORLD SERIES
Ken-Dogger: Hey there Happy, what has you so perked up this morn?
Happy: Dodgers won Man, can ya dig it?
KD: Dude, I can...Should be an interesting World Series
Happy: Dogger Man, there's another series?
KD: Yep, can you stand it?
Happy: You see this face, this is the face of exuberance; it's also the face of disappointment but who's counting.
KD: Happy, boy you crack me up...You like both teams don't ya?
Happy: Yep, gonna be a helluva Series.
Morning Peeps,
TRYING TO MOVE TO PEACE
Ken-Dogger: Morning Bart, what up?
Bart: Just give some peace, all I want is some peace…
KD: Lennon this morning?
B: I’m sick and tired of hearin’ things from uptight, short-sighted, narrow-minded hypocrites…
KD: But wait, I thought it was all I want is some truth, just give me some truth.
B: Dude, we blew past truth 6 or 7 years ago…
Morning Peeps,
Don't look now, but it IS Monday.
SO...JUST DO IT.
Historybook: USS Constitution first launched (1797); Inventor Alfred Nobel, founder of Nobel Prizes, born (1833); Actress Carrie Fisher born (1956); Guggenheim Museum opens to the public (1959); Poet and novelist Jack Kerouac dies (1969); Kim Kardashian born (1980).
"You don’t have to wait to be confident. Just do it and eventually the confidence will follow."
- Carrie Fisher
A Hellscape of Hatred...
BROUGHT TO YOU BY THAT MUSK ASSHOLE
It is worth noting here that this same troll, who has reportedly financed millions of dollars' worth of anti-immigrant vitriol online and on the airwaves, is himself a migrant from South Africa via Canada -- and has collected more money from government, both state and federal, than any 10 million working-class noncitizens.
https://www.arcamax.com/politics/fromtheleft/joeconason/s-3454501
SEEMS LIKE A COOL EVENT
“Baba Marta is a Bulgarian holiday that I fell in love with during my Peace Corps service there. March 1, you give everyone you know bracelets that they cannot take off until spring arrives, and they see a flowering tree. Then they hang their bracelet on the tree for good luck!”—Adrienne from New York City
MAGA ESSENCE
Fellas, is it unmanly to forgive a coworker? Researchers are trying to crack a correlation between men’s views on their own masculinity and their willingness to forgive colleagues’ mistakes.
In a study of 800+ people, UC Riverside researchers found that the more worried men are about appearing “manly,”
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Dog people: Look away.
Tokyo’s Kagurazaka Bakeneko Festival is a cat parade that has taken place annually about two weeks before Halloween since 2010. It features real felines and people dressed as cats, but doesn’t include a haunting James Corden. If you don’t have a costume, fear not—there are makeup artists on hand, and you can always rent a cat kimono for ¥2,750 (~$18 USD).
S: Morning Brew
(Posting this under protest, this cat here has a loaded gun)
IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW...
If you know CULVERS, then you know CONCRETE MIXERS.
And if you know CONCRETE MIXERS, you know Butterfingers mix well, I mean extremely well in the Mixer cup.
SO...
BUTTERFINGER 2.0: The only candy bar able to plaster itself to every single tooth will become even stickier. Parent company Ferrero said it will sell a limited-edition Butterfinger with a salted caramel coating instead of milk chocolate, the first flavor change to the candy in almost a decade.
ON this date in 1873 - A Hippodrome was opened in New York City by showman Phineus T. (P.T.) Barnum...
Bun Man and Mr. Purple were part of the act masquerading as clowns (You suspected another role?).
Actually, they tried out for the lion tamer job, but they couldn't get the knack of training the pussy ...................................................... cat.
ON this date in 1955 - "Day-O" was recorded by Harry Belafonte.
After working on the song w/ Bun Man and Mr. Purple, the line 'Come, Mister Tally Man, tally me banana' and the refrain (Daylight come and me wan' go home) came from the Boyz...
but Bun exclusively said 'Day, me say day O (Daylight come and me wan' go home) Day, me say day, me say day, Me say day, me say day, me say day'...
That hook ended up in Beetlejuice, say that name 3 times in a row this October and see what happens.
ON this date in 1947 - Hollywood came under scrutiny as the House Un-American Activities Committee opened hearings into alleged Communist influence within the motion picture industry.
Famed producers Bun Man and Mr. Purple immediately came under intense scrutiny as the Boyz were famous for providing socially conscious films such as "Beat Me Daddy 8 to the Bar" and "Citizen Rage".
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PSA
TRYING THIS ON A WIDER AND MUCH MORE DIVERSE MUSICAL CROWD
HAVE A REQUEST...
Putting a Playlist together with songs that have a female background singer who during the song just kinda steals it, like Merry Clayton on the Stones ' Gimme Shelter or Ellen Foley on Meatloaf ' Paradise by the Dashboard Light...
So go ahead, put comments below for songs you think should be included...
BRING IT!!
Retired educator / military officer(Army Colonel) - Current Ops Div Chief (G333), HQDA / married / political progressive / ED.D. and Army War College Grad. 3277