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If that SOB gets back in there...

THIS WILL BE...

'Merica's Dilemma...

Enduring governance by the 5yo who wouldn't shut up in the grocery store

Ziggy cartoon...

"I can't believe I used to look forward to making the kind of money I can't live on today."

I didn't get out of bed until after 6 this morning.

If I hadn't experienced Friday, I would have been at work by then.

It's just sickening how much money goes into campaigning...

Morning Peeps,

There comes a time in One's life when you just know...

Just think...

Every single day, a dog awakens and thinks, "Who can I love today?"

Today, GET ON WITH IT, BE A DOG.

ON this date in 2011 The Boyz and I took the Mikster to Hobby Lobby today...

OMG, this is the freakin' Holy Grail of Crafts, Kitsch and other Whatnots.

Two Ladies passed out at the entrance; another was overcome by scented fumes after spending an hour in the candle section; and I barely got out w/ my life when I was standing in front of a table where a 60% off sale started.

I had to smack down an elderly woman, and it wasn't pretty!!

ON this date in 1812 - Napoleon Bonaparte's French forces began their retreat out of Russia after a month of chasing the retreating Russian army.

Russian Generals Bun Man and Mr. Purple watched the spectacle in glee as they knew sometimes it is better to retreat and live to fight another day, then to fight on your enemy's terms.

Why don't husbands and wives understand this...???

ON this date in 2015, I was suffering through an incredible bout of MAN-FLU...

DAY 5 MAN-FLU UPDATE...

Continuing improvement, sneezing subsiding considerably...

Amazing how much better I seem to get when the Mikster has to head back to work, and I have no one home to hear me groan and moan...

I mean, what's the use, I might as well just gut it out like THE MAN-FLU KUNG FU MASTER I am...

Bun felt it was further evidence of the fragility of this commodities/futures market, while Mr. P simply felt it was a market correction.

What was lost on them and most other fund managers was the fact that many a common man lost their shirt and retirement nest egg, but Wall Street marched on...

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ON this date in 1987 - The Dow Jones industrial average dropped 508 points.

It was the worst one-day percentage decline, 22.6%, in history.

Fund managers Bun Man and Mr. Purple had differing opinions of the decline.

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Marriage is accommodation...

My new fave phrase from the Mikster...

"I know, but he's my asshole."

Just exactly where is the front of WWIII right now?

LUCY STONES OF THE WORLD KEEP FIGHTING

Abolitionist and suffragist Lucy Stone dies on this date (1893)

"Now all we need is to continue to speak the truth fearlessly, and we shall add to our number those who will turn the scale to the side of equal and full justice in all things."

- Lucy Stone

DIVERTING ENERGIES

Morning Peeps,

Ken-Dogger: Morning Pietro, you look a little freaked.
Pietro: Dude, you don’t know the half of it…
KD: What gives?
P: I’m looking for more house plants, I don’t think we have enough.
KD: What do you mean? There are scads here…
P: Well, we’re gonna need a lot.
KD: Why?
P: So much killing now, humans killing each other…just thought since most peeps kill house plants anyway, I might divert the energy.
KD: Let me help you look…

So, at this point in the campaign, is there a group which Trump has not castigated or attempted to separate into desirable v. undesirable camps?

Morning Peeps,

I got a reprieve...

Had it out with the dude who runs the Outside Services at the course where I work, he said I should give notice, so I gave it immediately.

And thus, his work life ends...unceremoniously.

Guess I can kiss that gold watch goodbye.

Not if they know what's good for them.

You today, me tomorrow. That's the new motto. No one really believed that "with liberty and justice for all" garbage anyway.

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arcamax.com/politics/fromthele

Or is it gonna be more like 10 years, and by the time I get out, I'll be talking funnier than Trump is right now? Or do I just get two in the hat, and I go up the chimney when the new crematoriums start working?

It's an exciting future of terror and death.

Will the local newspaper cover my "disappearance"?

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THE STAKES

Marc Dion on the Morning After

You don't know who she's working for.

If they come for me, am I gonna get three months in the can? Are they gonna throw me a couple beatings and make me promise not to write bad stuff about Disco Dictator?

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