Hobyrim
USMC Vet and dad. Sarcastic with a side of sweet and sour sauce.
Joined Nov 2017
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The first rule of bee fight club is that you don’t talk about bee fight club.
I plan on drafting Jaylen Waddle earlier than I should tonight in my fantasy football draft only because I want to do the penguin dance everytime he scores.
I have problems mmmkay?
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Have you ever seen a goblin cleric who wanted to be Elsa?
I'm not saying I have a laundry list of things wrong with me but I'm also not not saying it. 😂
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- the mate shot this photo when we
were heading into cleveland, about
two hours ago 🏴☠️
I get that sometimes yout gotta write a self depreciating article for the clicks when times are rough but my dude.
I mean, for real, my dude.
This picture my son drew of me has me in tears, and also is exactly how I feel today at work.
Kid is gonna go places.
The only thing I have to say about the new indictments is this:
We still don't know who planted the two off pipe bombs on Jan 5th, nor do we know who was involved with the planning of that attempted terror attack.
Just saying.
Why are so many people following a Jack Smith cosplay account again?
Haven't we learned *anything* in the last 6+ years?
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People comfortably tell you that every job interview is an audition. But few people tell you how an actor gets past the audition to get the part. In 2009, I wrote about lessons from a famous acting book.
(And GOSH I had fun writing that.)
https://www.infoworld.com/article/2072952/learning-job-interview-skills-from-actors.html
Me thinking about buying my first pumpkin beers of the season and blaming it on "football season".
Edit: Mission accomplished.
The takes of ignorant people cheering for the USWNT's loss to Sweden today are going to be awful.
It's going to be used as the perfect bludgeon and distraction. I'd put on your hazmat suits if you plan on Twittering today.
^^^ and yes I say this knowing this is a link to Joe Budden podcast.
Joe Budden is garbage but this is where I first found the story.
If you have never heard the story about ODB recording his verse on Fantasy with Moriah Carey, you need to listen to that for five minutes of your life and die laughing. One of the most unpredictable and wild hip hop stories I have ever heard.
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Ever wonder where some of the animal victims of that POS "Joe Exotic" ended up? We just spent a couple days at the rescue/refuge where many of them were rehabilitated and now live. They're doing so much better! It's an expansive non-profit animal sanctuary that's accredited and actually protects them (a place called Turpentine Creek Wildlife Refuge). I've never seen big cats this relaxed and comfortable!
Hobyrim
USMC Vet and dad. Sarcastic with a side of sweet and sour sauce.
Joined Nov 2017